My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
I’ve never been super down with taking KC off the wheel. While I like good prizes better than KC, most of the prizes of the Wheel of Wow lately have been rather unexciting in my opinion. This is a good round, I like the stuffed cat and the pie piece, but before that I’ve been disappointed for several rounds, and so I’ve preferred it when I landed on the KC, especially the hundred of five hundred. Those are decent amounts! That combined with my general dislike of Dex… I definitely won’t be voting for him
Dex has my vote! I love his self-deprecating sense of humor, and getting rid of KC on the Wheel of Wow sounds great to me.
The WOW is the only way I ever get Kinzcash other than pet adoptions, sorry Dex. Hoping for a good campaign from Dr. Quack; I’d love to see him back in office!
I like kinz cash better than some of the prizes.
As much as I would love to see the KC slots disappear on the wheels, I just can’t stand Dex’s arrogance
No surprise here… Dex will, once again, not be getting my vote.
Once again, he sees it as a role to play not a civic duty. He craves the attention and the ‘limelight’. He’s still full of himself (he’s sooo handsome! He is but that’s not the point) While I like the idea of more Dex merchandise, it’s not the right platform for a mayor. It was a smart move to promise to remove Kinzcash from the prize wheels, however some players need the coins so that will not work for all players.
I’ll have to wait and see Dr Quack’s platform before I make up my mind. I like the idea of no kinzcash slots on the Wheel of WOW but I don’t really want Dex representing Kinzville, even just reading through his speech, I don’t like his attitude and arrogance. Maybe whoever gets elected can consider changing the Wheel too, even if it’s not Dex as Mayor.
Dex would have my vote if he had promised to zap the Bank Robbers in Spree! Or instead of taking KC off the WoW, make the KC amounts higher. Maybe next election Dex?
I would so be on board to get rid of that Bank Robber card!
I will be voting for Dex.