Purr-cilla’s impressed

Purr-cilla here. Okay, so it appears Salley isn’t always as lame as she seems (although most of the time she is.) She and that joke of a vice-president of hers went around town to try and round up donations for prizes for the fall fair, and they actually got a pretty decent haul. When I walked into the council lounge (which, by the way, is totally overcrowded ever since Salley won the election and opened it up to everybody. Um, hello? What’s the point of even being in council if you’re not going to have your own elite lounge that keeps everybody else out?) I was shocked to see how many prizes they actually got.

I guess a lot of the residents of Kinzville actually came through with some prizes. But I guess it’s hardly surprising – did you see my poster? It was pretty awesome. I’m sure everybody was practically falling all over themselves to donate after they caught sight of it. Oh, and don’t try to pretend you didn’t like my poster. I know a bunch of you said it was the best. Obviously – what did you expect? I mean, it’s not like Stoogles’ poster was going to draw any crowds, right? Ha ha! I kill me.

And there were some really cool prizes too. There was this golden vase that Fluffington donated that actually looked like it might be worth something. Salley thought we could sell raffle tickets and use it as our grand prize.

Anyway, now that Salley actually managed to do something right for a change, I guess I’d better help out with getting them all organized. Seriously, I know I didn’t win the election but I might as well have. I don’t know how they would manage around here without me. Am I right? Obviously.