Hey, it’s me, Booger!
You would not believe what happened to me today! I went to get dressed and I got my favorite shirt out of my dresser and when I tried to put it on it was too tight! My favorite shirt! At first, I figured it must just be because I’m growing but then I realized that it’s still the same length – it’s just really tight around my middle. So now I know exactly what is going on – Goober must have messed up when he was doing the laundry and shrunk my favorite shirt! How else could it get so tight? Man, am I ever going to give him a piece of my mind when he gets home today.
Aw, I can’t believe this. You know what? That dude owes me a new shirt!
Please get out and do some walking and in no time your shirt will fit again. Good luck!!!
Check your stomach. It’s probably grown about 4 inches since you last wore that shirt. Here’s what I say. Stop playing so many video games, go exercise, and most important of all… START EATING HEALTHY FOOD, NOT THAT JUNK YOU’VE BEEN EATING LATELY!!!!!!!
*Horselover99*
The following text is a dialogue between Booger and Nibbles Hippo.
Booger (on the phone): Hey Nibbles. Guess what? My favorite shirt shrank! Aw, that darn Goober. He must have shrunken it in the washer!
Nibbles(on the phone): Sorry about that. Maybe you can buy the same cool shirt!
Booger: I don’t think so… I forget where I bought it.
Nibbles: Oh, well you can get a different shirt, but just as cool!
Booger: No shirt can be as good as that one. Now you’re getting annoying just like Goober!
Nibbles: You don’t need to get mad! Besides, I’m late for the picnic. Bye! *click*
Booger: Sheesh. Some people! *puts down phone* Hm… I wonder why it shrank…
FLASHBACK
Booger: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Ooh! That was close! YES! I passed the level! Now, as a gift, I shall have a bag of potato chips and a can of rootbeer!
BACK TO REGULAR TIME
Booger: Hm…. it’s not like I’m fat or anything. I’m not even on a bad diet! Oh, well. Whatever. Now, time for a snack of rootbeer and potato chips!
Yup, pretty much sums it up!
~harrypotterrocks~
No kidding!
This was pretty pointless, but it’s obvious, Booger! YOU’RE TOO FAT! How does his parents even let him go on such and unhealthy diet?! My parents never buy soda, unless it’s a party or something. Also, we barely ever buy cookies, and popcorn. You may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, Booger.
i just got back from being OUTSIDE with my dad! :mrgreen: Booger if you stop the video games and junk food your favorite shirt will fit! :)
P.S. when me and my dad got to the shop they had NEW webkinz there and he amost got me one but he didn’t have the cash! :cry: :P
BOOGER GET OUT AND EXERCISE! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE BIKING WITH POLLY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES AND BUYING ALL THE FATTY FOOD THERE! BIKING WITH POLLY IS NOT THE TOUR DE FRANCE! BOOGER IF YOU WENT TO THE PICNIC OR BIKING WITH POLLY YOUR SHIRT WOULD FIT! ITS NOT GOOBERS FAULT ITS YOURS! YOUR FRIENDS PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE NOT NICE! I’M GIVING YOU WORDS OF WISDOM!
SINCERELY STARPELT
junk food, video games, no exercise
Dear Booger,
Don’t be mad!
Don’t be sad!
To get back in your shirt,
Get out in the dirt
And play…
All DAY!!
PS Where can I get a cool hat like yours?
Maybe Booger should stop eating junk food and eat better and join some of his friends outside? Maybe he should also learn to do his own laundry.
Booger! :mad: You have been eating to much junk food AND you have been inside way too much!! :mad:
Be Happi! ;) :) :D