Hey everyone! It’s me, Ella McWoof – and I’m on assignment! Today, I’m going to interview our three presidential hopefuls:
Salley Cat, Stoogles and Purr-Cilla.
Ella: Here’s the question that’s on everyone’s mind: what will you change if you become president?
Salley: I’m going to try and get a student lounge available for everyone (not just the people on the student council). I’m also going to put a limit on the amount of homework we can get each night, and make sure that we have clubs that are inclusive and interesting to everyone. I’m also going to make it standard that you can ask to be in the same class as your friends – and if you’re not, you can apply for a transfer.
Stoogles: I’m going to change the menu in the cafeteria. I mean honestly, have you ever eaten there? It’s gross. I know they’re trying to make us eat nothing but healthy stuff, but there has to be a way to make it taste better! I’d also put a moratorium on tests around the holidays – how can you enjoy the holidays if you’re studying? Oh! And I’d give us five minutes to get from class to class, instead of three. Three just isn’t enough!
Purr-Cilla: Wow, those are lame answers. OK, so here’s what a GOOD president does. Listen up. First, I would start a pep team – to really increase school spirit. Next, I’d only allow teachers to give us homework on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. There would NEVER be weekend homework. I’d also insist that they upgraded our school bus. Who wants to ride in a bus when you could ride in a fancy bus? I’m talking soda, a disco ball, televisions, a bathroom on board – everything!
Ella: Uh, but the bus ride is…maybe ten minutes from anyone’s house.
Purr-Cilla: Don’t interrupt. I’m not done. I’d also give everyone TEN minutes between classes. I’d shorten the school day by an hour, and make it start an hour later.
Salley: Doesn’t that mean you’d shorten it by two hours?
Purr-Cilla: STOP INTERRUPTING ME! I’M NOT DONE YET! I’d hire famous actors and directors to improve our drama program. I’d also insist that assemblies are interesting. Like, maybe we’d hire Dacey Bryn to come in and perform.
Stoogles: Can you do all that? I mean, wouldn’t Ms. Cowoline have something to say about those ideas?
Purr-Cilla: Whatever. I don’t care what that old cow thinks.
Ella: Well, this has been very…enlightening. May the best ‘Kinz win!
Purr-Cilla: That would be me.
I would vote for Salley because I agree with what she has to say. I don’t really eat school lunches, I’m sorry Stoogles! He should be Salley’s vice president! That would probably work out because they’re best friends. :)
Stoogles! Stoogles! Stoogles! i’m voting for you!
Either Salley or Stoogles. I what they both have to say. But, i like Stoogles better. :D ~FlowerSt@r
Ops. :blushing: I mean i like what they both have to say. Sorry about that S: ~FlowerSt@r
I know! Stoogles would be a great president! :oops: :lol: I think his changes would be good!
*Luv from LillyLuvie*
Either Salley or Stoogles. It’s ironic, they’re BFFs. Hmm…
Ski you later!
-Polar Berry [{*}] :mrgreen:
I will be rooting for Stoogles all the way.
~*OneVerse~*
I hope Salley or Stoogles wins not Purr-Cilla!!!:) Purr-Cilla’s so full of herself! I would either vote for Salley or Stoogles!:)
Agreed. :) -Dawn :mrgreen:
go salley
bunnys 4 ever
ps im pony girl i just changed my comment name
purrcila sounds mean
i like stoogle and sally batter, maybe they will be co-presidents
I do not care if Salley or Stoogles wins. I have to say I wish Purr-cila wins, because then there would be another WEBKINZ adventure! The problem with purr-cila is she will do something to the kinz, probably. But this is exiting!
lightpapa + webkinz.
I’d vote for Salley Cat! -Heartbeam*
I think I know who’s going to win….
Ooh, I’m wishing luck to Stoogles!
I hope salley cat gets it! ;-)
Go Stoogles!!!! :mrgreen: He sounds like he would be a very good leader. I like Purr-Cilla, but I think she would change too many things. Salley cat is good too.
*Luv from LillyLuvie*
Purr-cilla! Are you telling me that you need a bathroom on the bus because you can’t hold it for 10 minutes?
I know right, I hope purr-cilla doesn’t win!
~harrypotterrocks~
I don’t care who wins AS LONG AS IT IS NOT PURR-CILLA! ;)
Be Happi! ;) :) :D
yayyyy…. i would love to run for prez, but im not popular to ever win. i hope an actually good president will win this election!
I think you should try. You might be surprised that it’s not always about popularity. If you have good ideas, people will listen and may vote for you. Good luck !
At my school it is. I ran for secretary at my school this year and lost to the most popular girl in my school. The in second was another popular girl and same with third. I’m a better note taker, leader and writer than all of them! Take notice they all play sports. Figures.
*** Starfind ***
really i want purr-cilla to win. i think salley gets whatever she wants and she is not doing much to help the school i actually think her ideas would not help kids at all!!!!!!!!! but i am ok if stoogles one his ideas were second best next to purr-cillas.
go salley!!!!! she would be a good president.
♥♥♥~krystalkat~♥♥♥
Salley all the way!
Oh brother, Purrcilla is SO annoying! I wish she would go away :P I am rooting for stoogles or salley.
I TOTALLY agree with you – Purrcilla is *ANNOYING*!!! She doesn’t LOOK to nice, she looks/sounds like a bully!!! Plus, if you take out 2 hours of school, and ten minutes per period (probably be somewhere around another hour), which, in case you aren’t adding this up like i do automatically, is alredy 3 hours out of the day, that’s cutting it down to 3 hours a day, which is only 30 min per period if you have 6 periods, and that’s not even including recess and lunch!!!! That’s no where NEAR enough time to learn, especially if you have a super long test. Once, it took me 2 periods (about 1 1/2 hrs) to take a 5 question essay test, and the only time I stopped writing was to shake my hand out b/c it was cramping, and ONCE I had to think to remember something about my answer. I barely even had time to check my work!! 3 hrs a day-(recess+lunch)=no learning time. TERRIBLE IDEAS PURCILLA!!! And, as you said to Mrs. Cowoline, no offense. (Let’s see how you like it…..)