Purr-Cilla for President!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello fellow students, it’s I – your next school president…Purr-Cilla!

Now, I’m sure you’ve all seen my posters and that you’re familiar with my platform. In case you missed it (or have been living under a large rock), here’s what I stand for:

First, let’s get our spirit up. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I definitely have: no one here has much school pride. And it’s starting to get on my nerves. Kinzville Academy is the BEST school in town – and we should be showing our school spirit. To do that, I’d create a pep squad – we’d have ‘Kinz ready to cheer, dance, sing – just basically bring the fun wherever they go. Our teams would win more, our students would be happier – I guarantee it!

 

Next, I’d limit homework – and I don’t just mean to holidays, like a certain Googles candidate. I mean NO homework ANYTIME on Thursday through Sunday. You’d have EVERY single weekend free- think of how much you’d like that, fellow students. No more worrying about coloring maps when you could be at the mall. No more fighting about whether you can go to a sleepover – why not? You won’t have any projects or homework to do!

 

I’d also upgrade our school bus. Have you noticed how old and gross it is? Like, really? It’s disgusting! I’d have the seats reupholstered; I’d install a disco ball and televisions. Not to mention a bathroom with makeup counters in it. And to make our rides even MORE fun, we’d get a sound system – we’d be rockin’ and rollin’ all the way to the KVA!

 

Now, you know Purr-Cilla has always got your back – and always wants you to look your best. That means more time between classes to get where we have to go. None of this two or three minute silliness – no! I guarantee TEN solid minutes between classes. You’ll never have to rush again.

 

Next,  I’d give you more time to yourselves – isn’t that what everyone wants? I mean, honestly! School just takes too long. So I’d shorten the day by an hour, and dismiss classes an hour early. SOME people have accused me of shortening the day by TWO hours, but I don’t really see how that works out. Anyway, I think you’ll enjoy being able to sleep in later and get home sooner. Right? Right!

 

Finally, I think we need some professional help – in the acting department, that is. No offense, Ms. Cowoline, but you’re not exactly a movie star. We need someone who can give us serious DIRECTION. Someone who KNOWS the theater. Someone who knows how to direct and act. I’d like to get Dacey Bryn to come in and teach us a thing or two.

 

So, my dear voters, I think the choice is pretty clear: it’s Purr-Cilla ALL the way! When you vote today, vote for a winner – Purr-Cilla.

47 Responses to Purr-Cilla for President!

  1. the critic says:

    Sorry Purr-Cilla,but i think U R not school president material.So i’am NOT going 2 vote 4 u

  2. peace out!! says:

    STOOGLES FTW!!! (for the win!!)

  3. Webkinz Girl says:

    No way would I vote for her.

  4. TheWebkinzWarrior says:

    We’d all have home work free weekends, but seriously…..a disco ball, make up room and televisions in a school bus? Sorry. And a movie star at your school? Sorry.

  5. Just wanna see says:

    I want to vote for Purr-cilla! Just because she acts like a brat! It’s so funny! And I also want to see if sha can complete her so called”ideas” :idea: :mrgreen:

  6. Sweetpea says:

    I vote for Stoogles!

  7. Jitterbug says:

    Okay some of her ideas are really good like the spirit squad and the drama department help not hte best but pretty good. Others are out of control I bus with more comfertable seats and a bathroom and possibly a sound system wouldn’t hurt anyone but a disco ball?! a Telivision?! That is too much
    Catch the Jitterbug
    Flying dancing singing and playing on webkinz are this bug’s specialty

  8. me again says:

    ‘No offense’ doesn’t give a person the right to BE offensive, Purr-Cilla.
    I am afraid my vote goes to Stoogles.

  9. opghty says:

    Um, sorry if I insult you Purr-Cilla, but I actually didn’t read through all your promises, as I personally want Stoogles to win. Sorry, but I’m NOT voting for you. I mean, my account, opghty, has SOME cats, but it’s not a REAL fan of them. Purr-Cilla, I wish you best of luck, but I’m not going to vote for you.

  10. lugwee says:

    she can’t make any of those promises happen, class president doesn’t really have much say in well anything and that was kinda rude thing to say about mrs. cowaline just because you say no offense, doesn’t mean it won’t offend her. stoogles is gettin my vote. GO STOOGLES!! BOOOO PURCILLA!!!!!

    • Joanna says:

      Well, this certainly caught my eye. Purr-Cilla is quite good at getting people tempted to vote for her. The only thing is, I think if Purr-Cilla becomes president, she’ll start being mean to the ‘Kinz even more and become an unstoppable power queen. If she does lose, I bet she’ll make sure NEVER to talk to Stoggles or Salley again.

      • sarahandlacey says:

        I will not vote for Purr-Cilla! ;-)

        • lillyluvie says:

          The competition is getting tough. :lol: I think Salley, Stoogles, AND Purr-cilla should all win, they have such great speeches and posters! But, if I had to choose, one I would vote for Stoogles. I think his changes are good for the school. :)
          *Luv from LillyLuvie*

        • Spike says:

          Well she is really keen on fashion and stuff so insead of school i think she wants to turn it into a beauty parade! I vote for salley!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry stoogles but i am a girl!

      • TerrierDog says:

        Well, I think she has some great ideas. Don’t mob me, I’m not finished! But, she also has some not-so-good ones, and some she is just going about in the wrong way.
        I like her idea of a fixed bus. But she doesn’t need to go get a bus like she describes. And homework, good idea. And these plays…They aren’t like, professional, you’re not being paid or performing in front of an audience (other than parents), and Ms Cowaline does a pretty good job (though they could have a Learn To Act assembly by Dacey, if that’s what Purr-cilla wants, and learn a few tips from her she doesn’t need to replace Ms Cowaline! She can just enhance the kids’ acting.) I want Stoogles! Like ‘me the dudette’ said, “Vote for fun, vote for Stoogles!”

    • WebkinzLuvCandy says:

      I have to admit, Stoogles is adorable! But sorry Stoogles, I vote for Purr-cilla! xD

    • j9jy says:

      oh come on people all you guys are saying are how bad purr-cillas ideas are, but in reality their great. all salley cares about is being in the same classes as her friends.. purr-cilla is a leader. i do not know how you guys don’t see it. she takes things in her hands and goes with it. salley does not. goooo purr-cilla!!!!

    • starburst2011 says:

      DO WE GET 2 VOTE OR NOT?????????????????? if we do, i can’t decide between salley or purr-cilla. because i like what both of them stand 4. purr-cilla wants shorter school, and i think that is really important. the bus sounds gr8, 2. i mean, what if u needed 2 use the bathroom??? ;) lol. i like longer between classes, so u can chat. spirit squad would b nice. i agree w\ homework, because i consider it worthless. and having dacey bryn would b gr8. purr-cilla’s platform rox!!!!! and i agree with salley 4 the whole friend thing. go purr-cilla and salley!!
      starburst2011
      p.s. my sister wanted me 2 ask, if u can vote, how do u do it?

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