Stoogles For President!

Hey, hey, hey! It’s me – Stoogles Googles, your future school president! That’s right – ME! You’re probably asking yourself WHY would I make the best president Kinzville Academy has ever seen. Well, that’s simple: it’s because I believe in one thing: FUN! Fun is what makes life good – it’s what makes school awesome. And how will I add some fun to this establishment? Glad you asked!

First, I’m going to fix the food in the cafeteria. It’s…well…gross. Let’s just be honest – do any of you know what’s in the stew surprise? It tastes something like old gym socks mixed with glue with moldy potatoes mashed up for good measure. I hear there are artichokes in it. Enough said.  I want to bring back French fries! Sure, we can have carrots – but let’s have them with dip! And Let’s enjoy some fresh bread – none of the frozen buns that are hard enough to break a window (not that I’d know from experience). I want to eat the type of food you’d have at Le Snout or La Souffle!

Next, I’d remove holiday homework. Yup – that’s right- no more homework on our days off! What’s worse than trying to celebrate a special day and then having to take time away from your friends and family to write a report? Well, that’ll be a thing of the past if I’m your president. You’ll have wonderful, glorious, homework-and-report-free days! You can sleep in, play with your friends or just do sweet nothing. It’ll be amazing!

Finally, I’d add extra time to get to class. I don’t know about you, but three minutes between each class just isn’t good enough. I’m so tired by the time I race from one room to the next that I just want to put my head down and sleep! That’s not a good way to feel when you’re trying to learn.

So those are my three ideas – Fixing the food, removing Unnecessary homework and Needing more time to get to class – F, U, N – FUN! Not to mention my plans for a gigantic end-of-the-year carnival! But you’ll hear more about that – if I get to be your president!

When you vote today, just ask yourself this question: who’s got a great attitude, lots of ideas, and two flippers?

THIS GUY – vote Stoogles Googles for the next school president.