Stoogles For President!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, hey, hey! It’s me – Stoogles Googles, your future school president! That’s right – ME! You’re probably asking yourself WHY would I make the best president Kinzville Academy has ever seen. Well, that’s simple: it’s because I believe in one thing: FUN! Fun is what makes life good – it’s what makes school awesome. And how will I add some fun to this establishment? Glad you asked!

 

First, I’m going to fix the food in the cafeteria. It’s…well…gross. Let’s just be honest – do any of you know what’s in the stew surprise? It tastes something like old gym socks mixed with glue with moldy potatoes mashed up for good measure. I hear there are artichokes in it. Enough said.  I want to bring back French fries! Sure, we can have carrots – but let’s have them with dip! And Let’s enjoy some fresh bread – none of the frozen buns that are hard enough to break a window (not that I’d know from experience). I want to eat the type of food you’d have at Le Snout or La Souffle!

 

Next, I’d remove holiday homework. Yup – that’s right- no more homework on our days off! What’s worse than trying to celebrate a special day and then having to take time away from your friends and family to write a report? Well, that’ll be a thing of the past if I’m your president. You’ll have wonderful, glorious, homework-and-report-free days! You can sleep in, play with your friends or just do sweet nothing. It’ll be amazing!

 

Finally, I’d add extra time to get to class. I don’t know about you, but three minutes between each class just isn’t good enough. I’m so tired by the time I race from one room to the next that I just want to put my head down and sleep! That’s not a good way to feel when you’re trying to learn.

 

So those are my three ideas – Fixing the food, removing Unnecessary homework and Needing more time to get to class – F, U, N – FUN! Not to mention my plans for a gigantic end-of-the-year carnival! But you’ll hear more about that – if I get to be your president!

 

When you vote today, just ask yourself this question: who’s got a great attitude, lots of ideas, and two flippers?

THIS GUY – vote Stoogles Googles for the next school president.

42 Responses to Stoogles For President!

  1. matiepie says:

    oh come on stoogles Salley can do way better than that. And how does that tire people??? you act like you gotta run out the door go five miles run in the door use the elivator go to the hall make a left and then your there. Salley! I am totally voting for you.

  2. dirdenjan says:

    STOOGLS! FOR! PRESIDENT! STOOGLES FOR PRESIDENT!

  3. TheWebkinzWarrior says:

    I know i already said I’d be voting for Salley, but……I’ve changed my mind! I defiently am voting for you! I’m a big fan of you by the way!!!!!

  4. opghty says:

    Go Stoogles! My account, opghty, is a personal fan of all Googles! Pink googles, blue googles, mini googles, big googles! In fact, a googles named Googles was my first pet! I think that opghty would be happy if you won the election, your promises are actually very moving. You’d make a great president. Best of luck to you!

  5. RedPanda says:

    Stoogles is cool. Will we be able to vote?
    Faith, Hope, Animals,
    RedPanda

  6. WinterFawn says:

    Um…I wouldn’t vote for you, sorry. =)
    ~Winter.

  7. SapphireSea says:

    Ok, that made it official, I am NOT voting for Stoogles, he acts too proud for my taste. Fixing the food and the homwork is fine, but I think if just getting to class tires you out THAT much, you don’t exercise enough. I’ve been rushed before, and it doesn’t make me feel like going to sleep. I vote for Salley Cat!
    ~~O~~SapphireSea~*~*~

  8. Jitterbug says:

    Well presenting yourself Stoogles! Still not voting. Instead of voting for those other guys why not vote for a pretty well known commenter like Winterfawn or Lillyluvie or maybe even you’res truly the singing dancing Jitterbug!
    Catch (and maybe vote for) The Jitterbug
    Just kidding i take myself out of the elections and i’m still not voting

  9. GREAT IDEAS STOOGLES says:

    GREAT IDEAS THAT WILL IMPROVE YOUR SCHOOL….GOOD LUCK STOOGLES….HOPE YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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