School Council Minutes

In attendance: Stoogles, Salley, Purr-Cilla

Minutes:

Because a certain Googles and certain Alley Cat can’t seem to see eye-to-eye on anything, I, Purr-Cilla, am writing these minutes. You’re welcome.

First, I just want to say how completely ridiculous Stoogles and Salley are being. Like, really! What is up with those two? Just chill out and apologize. That’s coming from ME, queen of not apologizing. It’s just so insane. They’re not even speaking, as I take these minutes. Just glaring at each other. We’ve got to plan the holiday assembly and carol sing, but can I get them to agree on anything? NO! Well, I’m going to force them to talk and I’m going to write down, word-for-word, what’s said at this meeting.

P- OK, Ms. President and Mr. Vice-President. Open your mouths and start talking. I’m not sitting here all lunch hour wasting my time if you’re just going to glare at each other.

SC- Fine. We need to start planning the holiday assembly.

P- Yes. Yes we do. What kind of songs should we sing?

S- Who cares? Let’s just use the list from last year.

SC- Oh, that’s really great. Really good thinking there, vice-president.

P – We could use last year’s list as a starting point.

S – The holiday assembly is so corny.

SC- It’s  a tradition!

S – I have my own traditions – ones that SOMEONE is ruining this year by leaving town!

P- I’m going to find the list from last year.

SC- FINE.

P – I guess we’ll have Ms. Cowoline read “The Night Before Christmas”?

S – Ugh, that’s so boring!

SC – It’s awesome. YES. We’ll be doing that.

P – Great.

S- I’m done with this. I’m out of here.

SC- FINE. LEAVE. Purr-Cilla and I can get along without you, no problem.

P – Sigh.

And that’s basically what happened. If those two weirdos can’t get along, I’m going to start wearing earplugs to the meetings.