My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
I think that’s a great idea, Dex. It would also be great not to have food on the Wheel of Wow.
Ok, now I just want to see Dr. Quack campaign. And for Dex’s campaign, I really don’t mind getting kinzcash on the Wheel of Wow.
they gave him a losing campaign.. and as much as I like the kinzcash slots on the wheel of wow I want him to win hahah
Somehow I feel like he would lower Kinzville’s quality…
Dex, I am very sorry but I don’t think I can vote for you. I mean I think that most of the time the kinz cash and the pet medalion are the best prizes on the wheel of wow.
Even if I have SO MUCH kinzcash.
Removing the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW?? Dex has my vote!
Maybe if he removed all the KC slots off ALL the wheels, I’d think about it.
Wow, Dex; you make an interesting speech. A lot of players would like to see the KinzCash on the wheels replaced with prizes. Hmm, tempting…are you sure you want the responsibility, though?
While I appreciate Dex’s platform of removing the cash prizes from the Wheel of Wow, I have to wonder what he would replace them with. Would he simple make each panel of the Wheel of Wow bigger for a higher chance of landing on that space? Or would he simply replace the cash prize spots with an equally common prize that can be found in the W-Shop? He hasn’t specified his plans, so I am having difficulty giving him my full support on this.
*reads speech* Nope nope NOPE, all the nope. Not for all of that kinzcash on all of the wheels, or even for it to be gone. I can’t even with this, not even in jest.