My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
I will definitely consider it.
Dex, you have not earned my vote.
Wow, all the mayoral candidates have great ideas this time. I still don’t know who I will vote for.
I think hes too full of himself to care about his fans, never mind my pets and all of kinyville. i like the kinycash slots! besides PJ, offered the same, is she mayor? research Dex, reasearch! vote Quack!
Dex finally has a good platform for his campaign. I am going to support Dex and just because I’ve had a secret crush on him since I first saw the Cats Pajama Party POM video. Who doesn’t like prizes?
Woo-Hoo! Everbody, vote for Dex! I love his game! And I am 100% voting for Dex! No turning back once you have voted! Please, Dex, win!
This should include all the wheels. Including the Wheel of Wow on the app. This is a really great idea. There are other ways to earn kinzcash.
Lol I’m sorry Dex, but I LIKE the kinzcash slots and getting the cash! Mayor Sophie will continue to get my vote.
Wow; I hope you will replace the cash prizes with equally valuable gift prizes.
I might just vote for Dex this year.