My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
Ha ha ha ha! The consummate politician! Dex, not all of our bank accounts are as full as yours and I’m always delighted to win KC on the wheel. I will have to see what Dr. Quack will campaign on, then I’ll make up my mind.
LOL Dex. ‘Fraid not. Such an egotist! And what an unfortunate color choice right now. Nope.
Dex, i’d vote for you if you removed kinzcash on the Wheel of Wishes too. I ALWAYS seem to get kinzcash on that thing. Otherwise.. I think I like Alyssa the best so far!
I am torn between the two too!! BTW that orange is my favourite colour!!!!
Hefty bank accounts? Could you mean with estore points? Because if Sophie doesn’t, then maybe I’ll vote for you Dex.
Hmmm. Pretty good promise!
I love that he wants to get rid of the cash slots. I would love to get prizes instead. My vote right now is for Dex.
I like the idea of no KC on the WoW, but I can’t quite wrap my mind around voting for Dex!
Wow, that’s a great campaign promise!
Sorry Dex not voting for you, Sofie will do better. she cares for the pets, but will see what Dr. Quack has to say.
tried different parks and can not click on Dex. Mr Moo was there and I could click on him and pick up litter-but cannot cllick on Dex…..HELP
When Alyssa was there, you had to walk to the side of her on the side nearest the screen to click on her. Maybe it’s the same with Dex?
Try logging out and logging in again.