My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
Why would I want them to REMOVE the money form the wheel of Wow?! that’s what i want form the wheel most days
same if anything the food should be removed and put prizes in place
This sounds like a good campaign promise, but do the prizes count food? Because I like collecting items since we can all easily go to the W-shop and get food there.
Oh Dex! I just love you! I’m a huge fan! But, you don’t get my vote! I have been part of the Webkinz community since 2007. I fondly recall Dr. Quack and his clinic. My kids all have their own accounts, and I recall how absolutely sad we all were that he decided to retire. Now, we have an opportunity to get that back, AND have him for mayor? Dex is obnoxious, Allysa- well, it seems she’s just out to get ‘that other fairy’, and our current mayor, Sophie, has been great, but it’s time to get our Dr. back in office, both the doctor’s office, and the mayor’s office.
you are! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha