My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
I didn’t get a Dex plushy when Dex was in the park for my campaign room. Does anyone have an extra they can send me? thanks :) username is” pinkyugly
I’d say take off the 20KC and the food. If you just replace all the KC with food items, that’s a loss. Even if you sell the food back to the W shop, what’s the most you get? I constantly sell food back because I have so much all the time. And I only ever buy food for pet requests or recipes.
Yup, the food and KC are the worst on the wheel.
I just have to say that this was my favorite campaign speech. It was hilarious!! Dex is the only one with personality! Still not voting for him, though.
I do not want the KinzCash removed from the Wheel of Wow, I look forward to landing on the 500 KinzCash comes in handy when low on funds. If anything should be removed from the wheel get rid of all the food items. Dex Dangerous I am sorry to inform you that you will not be getting my vote. You don’t seem to be to interested in what is best for others. You are to high on your self. I must congratulate you though for taking the limelight of yourself for 1 second to let Mayor Sophie know that she did a good job. Looking forward to Dr. Quacks offer.
I find it hilarious how many of us have said basically the same thing about Dex. He’s just way too… familiar, especially to us Americans. Orange, egotistical, rich, tone-deaf, not terribly bright. I know he’s essentially a cartoon, but I still could never bring myself to vote for him.
yes this is it! Dex will not be earning my vote!
I was about to say the same thing about him lol
For me on the Wheel of Wow, it’s the food items not the KinzCash slots that are there; I like landing on them as they add KinzCash to my account (so, maybe replace an item or food with another KinzCash slot instead). And reading your speech, I feel sorry for your current agent cause you basically just stated replacing that agent with a new one. Also, being handsome does not win me over. Sorry, you DO NOT get my vote.
I am disappointed with this campaign promise. Dex, you were my last hope to get the tutor button back in the academy. Makes me think that either no one is capable of doing it or that no one cares enough to do it. After all, the broken parties were just eliminated instead of fixed. Can’t wait to see what Dr q brings.
I would welcome having the kinzcash removed from the Wheel of Wow, in fact, from all the wheels. Kinzcash is what you get from Wishing Well 2 and most of the other arcade games. I would personally like to see food removed from the wheels also except that I know some players collect food, which makes it a prize for them.
So far not my favorite one and here are the reasons. I dont like the fact that: 1. hes coping Sophia with the monthly Player Appreciation Day 2. He says that hes probably the most qualified candidate here. All because its his fourth time running, so we must know that he really, really, really wants the part. 3. He says we can look up to him and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.” which I dont get what the part of being “handsome” has to do with being mayor? (Ego Much) 4. The only original idea is to remove us from getting kinzcash from the wheel of wow ONLY because we must be rich like him and that we apparently must love stuff. “If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff?” 5. When he said imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more? It just makes him sound like hes in love with himself and that we should be going crazy for him. So I can say No I will not be voting for Dex who needs an ego check before his head explodes.
oof, I could almost go for the replacing the kinzcash (even though anything more than 20 KC is pretty good) but the way Mr. Dangerous puts it is…a little tone deaf, to say the least. Being a rich yellow and orange guy isn’t the only thing Dex has in common with a real life politician, after all.
HAHAHAHA! You’re SO right! *:)