My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
Take the food prizes off the wheel! Or the 20 kinzcash and replace it with 50. The kinzcash half the time is the best prize!
I disagree I think both kinzcash and food should be taken off just prizes
Yeah, I’ll take 100 kc over a recipe any day.
When I read this I had to think of the citizens and maybe if you did something better or find something better to add maybe, only maybe you will have my vote.
I don’t know Dex, you may have my vote but you need a little more convincing.
Yeah same here
Will wait for Dr Q before deciding but DEX might get my vote!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, It’s a gonna NO from me, dawg. Alyssa is my current top choice, but I’m hoping that Quack offers something better…I think she’s trying to gain the position for personal gain. Anything to get rid of Sophie Stockwell….
Oh Dex. You are getting better, but you are not quite there. Keep working at it. Love, A Loyal Fan :D
Thinking for players who are just starting out, Kinzcash on wheels is a great way to get their accounts up and running! I remember back in 2007, where I’d so desperately hope for the 500 Kinzcash prize so I could afford a bed or a pool for my pets. As such, I must speak out against this wish. For that reason, I may not be able to vote for you, even though you were at the beginning of this race my top pick… But we shall see what Dr. Quack has to say…
I like the KC. That is what I always hope for. Don’t take this off!!! I am not voting for him.
My vote is going to Alyssa unless Dr. Quack offers something better:)))
Yes, dex is so full of himself.
Kinzcash removed from the Super Wheel? YES. Kinzcash removed from the Deluxe Prize Machine? Yes, please! Kinzcash removed from the Wheel of Wow? Not so much. I actually land on the 500 slot quite often and it helps me build my account. I usually have plenty of Kinzcash but sometimes when I’m on a new room and need to buy a lot of tiles or Curio Shop items, I get broke. Sorry, Dex, I’m a big fan but I prefer to keep celebrites out of politics :)