Booger’s Unfortunate Dinner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhh! That’s better! It’s me Booger again. I’m just tucking into my secret candy supply I keep under my bed.

Hang on while I get myself a handful.

I am STARVING! Tonight Goober made the grossest dinner ever! I mean, I didn’t try it so I don’t know how it tasted, but it LOOKED totally gross! It was full of vegetables! He called it a ‘stir-fry’ –

Hang on while I have some more candy.

Okay, so he made this disgusting stir fry – it had these green tree things in it, and these orange circles, and little grey toadstool things.

Ugh – now I have to grab more candy just to get the image of it out of my head!

Anyway, Goober SAID that it was really tasty. Yeah, right! I know he was just saying that to trick me.

Wait just a sec – more candy. Mmmmmmm.

Who could actually LIKE that stuff? Goober said I had to at least try it – as if I had to try THAT to know I didn’t like it! So when he got up to help himself to more (I can’t believe the lengths he was willing to go to trick me into thinking he actually liked it) I stuffed mine into a plant.

Of course that meant I ended up with no supper. But that’s okay – I keep my candy stash up here for just such an emergency.

Ugh – I’m actually starting to feel really sick now. It must be all this talking about the stir fry that’s doing it. I’m sure more candy will help.

53 Responses to Booger’s Unfortunate Dinner

  1. gaberdoodle says:

    I think alot of fruit and veg’s taste like candy! Like a fresh ripe cantolope.. Ummm.. Yummy! My mom always says I made love for tummy and she’s right. Mind you I like soda but even that can make me feel sick and honestly after the bubbles are gone it just taste like yucky sugar water. i love summer because of all the wonderful fresh ripe fruit and veggie’s. like last night i tried a pea pod, with the little peas inside and it was so sweet. It surprized me. My mom showed me a fun way to get the peas out and then when i bit into the shell it was very sweet. Plus I felt good. Candy these days have so much sugar, it crazy. Some are even way too sweet. Just leaves a gross taste in my mouth. When All the kinz decided to eat and give up soda all of us in our family decided to too. That’s when my mom took us shopping and we got some cool looking fruit in the shape of a star!!! I think Booger should have at least tried the food.. Always at least try it twice and then decide if you like it or not..

  2. annabanana says:

    booger u r going to get really sick if u don`t stop eating all that junk food and u cant have sweets for the rest of your life

  3. corrine says:

    Booger stop eating all that candy! Hope Goober finds the stir fry in the plant and finds Booger’s candy stash!:) He needs to at least try the stir fry!:( Booger is being ungrateful to Goober because he makes all of Booger’s meals and bet he tries hard to make them taste good and healthy!:( I love Chinese food!!!:) I just don’t like the noodles!:(

  4. PebblesSmokeyRules says:

    Gosh, Booger! Stir fry’s good too! Just try it and you might like it!

  5. Katie says:

    COME ON!!! EAT SOME HEALTHY STUFF BOOGER!!! :( Well,have fun ~Katie~

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