Booger’s Unfortunate Dinner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhh! That’s better! It’s me Booger again. I’m just tucking into my secret candy supply I keep under my bed.

Hang on while I get myself a handful.

I am STARVING! Tonight Goober made the grossest dinner ever! I mean, I didn’t try it so I don’t know how it tasted, but it LOOKED totally gross! It was full of vegetables! He called it a ‘stir-fry’ –

Hang on while I have some more candy.

Okay, so he made this disgusting stir fry – it had these green tree things in it, and these orange circles, and little grey toadstool things.

Ugh – now I have to grab more candy just to get the image of it out of my head!

Anyway, Goober SAID that it was really tasty. Yeah, right! I know he was just saying that to trick me.

Wait just a sec – more candy. Mmmmmmm.

Who could actually LIKE that stuff? Goober said I had to at least try it – as if I had to try THAT to know I didn’t like it! So when he got up to help himself to more (I can’t believe the lengths he was willing to go to trick me into thinking he actually liked it) I stuffed mine into a plant.

Of course that meant I ended up with no supper. But that’s okay – I keep my candy stash up here for just such an emergency.

Ugh – I’m actually starting to feel really sick now. It must be all this talking about the stir fry that’s doing it. I’m sure more candy will help.

53 Responses to Booger’s Unfortunate Dinner

  1. booger, you should stop NOW!!! says:

    Booger, stop living like this!!!!

  2. STARPELT says:

    NOW THIS!!I’M FURIOUS AT YOU BOOGER I LOVE STIR FRY!

  3. SapphireSea says:

    Seriously?! He doesn’t even know what mushrooms and brocoli are!? I’ve had stir fry, I like rice and stuff, though brocoli is gross and I am allergic to mushrooms. Anyway, I don’t think I want to here the next part of the story, I’m sure he’ll be sick and throw up. I DON’T want to hear about THAT. Can’t they just drop this subject? This is getting to be not only annoying, but rather disgusting. I don’t want to hear about people getting fat and sick. Can we please find out exactly when Nafaria is coming to webkinz world instead of hearing about Booger? That would be much nicer.
    ~~O~~SapphireSea~*~*~

  4. Jitterbug says:

    I wrote a Booger inspired book about a webkinz dog who is allowed to eat all the junkfood she wantsfor a month for an experiment but she can’t do it she only makes it two weeks. Don’t worry it has a happy ending she gets better and goes on a three day campout with her friends and is now living healthaly for the rest of her life.
    ♥♦Jitterbug♦♥

  5. Zoë Nightshade says:

    Okay so first you said no to the picnic, than you thought Goober messed with the landry and your shirt was to small around your STOMACH, now you say you feel sick and you keep eating candy. Most of the time you get sick by something you eat not by talking about it. I’m a picky eater and even I like stir fry. (Just barely but I do like it.)
    ~ Zoë Nightshade ~

  6. Cookie Monster says:

    The orange circles are actually carrots I think…

  7. Minnie says:

    I know!My mom purees veggies and puts them in desserts and lots of foods.Goober should try that and then give it to Booger.

  8. Tanniskinz3 says:

    lol you crazy animal

  9. natruefreak says:

    now way stir fir is like my 20th fav food!!!!

  10. Radiance says:

    Booger! You should stop eating so much junkfood and try something healthylike corn, cumcumbers, carrots, celery, bananas, strawberries, grapes, or for pete’s sake just an apple! If you want something that tastes like candy, get dried cranberries or rasins. They’re good and good for you!

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