Hey everyone! It’s me, Ella McWoof – and I’m on assignment! Today, I’m going to interview our three presidential hopefuls:
Salley Cat, Stoogles and Purr-Cilla.
Ella: Here’s the question that’s on everyone’s mind: what will you change if you become president?
Salley: I’m going to try and get a student lounge available for everyone (not just the people on the student council). I’m also going to put a limit on the amount of homework we can get each night, and make sure that we have clubs that are inclusive and interesting to everyone. I’m also going to make it standard that you can ask to be in the same class as your friends – and if you’re not, you can apply for a transfer.
Stoogles: I’m going to change the menu in the cafeteria. I mean honestly, have you ever eaten there? It’s gross. I know they’re trying to make us eat nothing but healthy stuff, but there has to be a way to make it taste better! I’d also put a moratorium on tests around the holidays – how can you enjoy the holidays if you’re studying? Oh! And I’d give us five minutes to get from class to class, instead of three. Three just isn’t enough!
Purr-Cilla: Wow, those are lame answers. OK, so here’s what a GOOD president does. Listen up. First, I would start a pep team – to really increase school spirit. Next, I’d only allow teachers to give us homework on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. There would NEVER be weekend homework. I’d also insist that they upgraded our school bus. Who wants to ride in a bus when you could ride in a fancy bus? I’m talking soda, a disco ball, televisions, a bathroom on board – everything!
Ella: Uh, but the bus ride is…maybe ten minutes from anyone’s house.
Purr-Cilla: Don’t interrupt. I’m not done. I’d also give everyone TEN minutes between classes. I’d shorten the school day by an hour, and make it start an hour later.
Salley: Doesn’t that mean you’d shorten it by two hours?
Purr-Cilla: STOP INTERRUPTING ME! I’M NOT DONE YET! I’d hire famous actors and directors to improve our drama program. I’d also insist that assemblies are interesting. Like, maybe we’d hire Dacey Bryn to come in and perform.
Stoogles: Can you do all that? I mean, wouldn’t Ms. Cowoline have something to say about those ideas?
Purr-Cilla: Whatever. I don’t care what that old cow thinks.
Ella: Well, this has been very…enlightening. May the best ‘Kinz win!
Purr-Cilla: That would be me.
good luck Salley i hope you win i love cats (and wolves) i think your ideas are totally pure AWESOMENESS forever
vote for Salley Cat
I vote Stoogles or Salley cat but not Purr-cilla
I vote for Stoogles or Salley…ok I vote for Stoogles but still!
Well sure, I know it would be cool to have all these changes that Purr-cilla would make but it`s not right.
I´m the kind who likes those stuff but thats just not right.
~Glimy~
I vote for Stoogles. Go, Stoogles! Win it for us!
Well, as long as it’s not Purr-Cilla.
And I also want to vote for Salley Cat because I love being with friends in the same classes, all the way!
Go Stoogles! Go Salley!
Gabriella♥
Go Salley and Stoogles! Purr-cilla is incredibly rude. Ugh. Unfortunately, there ARE people like that…
Boy, Salley and Stoogles. They really know what it is they want at the school, and what others want. Whichever one wins, I mean, they’re Best Buddies, right?, could talk to the other and use each others’ ideas. Like, Salley could change the lunch menus.
I thought this would be boring, just Ella introducing the candidates and then one comment from each. Wow was I wrong! I laughed out loud (which doesn’t happen too often, I’m real quiet)! :-) :-D LOLOL
GO SALLY!! :D :-)
Sally cat should win i like what she said plus i want to see purr-cilla freak out lol :P
Im rooting for sally i like stoogles ideas and all but i think sally should win i dont like percilla at all! honsetly i dont think shes very smart :\
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Here’s hoping Salley and Stoogles stay friends even if they are running against each other. More info on just how stuck up Purr-cilla is, surprized so many people liked her on her info page, even if she kinda looks like Dacey and would be cute except for her facial expression and ucky clothes.