I Demand a Recount!

Have you ever had a feeling that you’ve been cheated out of something you really deserve? That’s how I, Purr-Cilla, feel today. I have been cheated out of my chance to lead the Kinzville Academy to greatness. That’s right, greatness. I had plans – BIG plans – and they were all for nothing. Because that ridiculous Salley Cat ROBBED me of my chance to be president.

And that’s why I’m demanding a recount.

I’m going to see Ms. Cowoline this morning to discuss my many, many concerns. I know she’ll see things my way when I’m done explaining how the election was rigged. Know how I know it was rigged? Because I didn’t even come in second place! I came in third! And there is NO way that would happen without someone switching up ballots or something.  After all, why would anyone vote for that icky Stoogles Googles over me? ME! Have you met me? I’m awesome!

Anyway, I’ve got to go see Ms. Cowoline. Before the end of today, Purr-Cilla will be part of the Kinzville Academy’s school government, or I’ll eat my hat!