Stoogles Birthday

It’s Salley. Stoogles party is going really well and everyone is having so much fun, but there is something that’s kind of bothering me.

There is a TON of food here. Googles really do know how to throw a party. The problem is that they have plastic plates, cups and cutlery. Do you have any idea how bad all that stuff is for the environment? It practically never decomposes. If they HAD to go with disposable plates and stuff (which I really wish they didn’t) couldn’t they have chosen biodegradable ones that would break down eventually? And straws! We don’t need straws!

Not only that, but there are so many of us all dancing around and eating and drinking that this stuff is getting knocked all over the ground and danced on and crushed. Everywhere I look around this party it seems like there’s litter!

And there is way too much food here for all of us too! So I asked Stoogles what was going to happen to all of the leftover food and he was like “Oh, that? I guess we’ll just chuck it.” Chuck it? What a waste! And they have these colored lights up everywhere even though it’s the middle of the day!

I said to Cowabelle and Roberta that I thought this party was really a drain on the environment and you know what Cowabelle called me? A party pooper! And Roberta said that I was supposed to be Stoogles’ best friend and this was a funny way to show it. Just because someone is my best friend does that mean I have to ignore it when they decide to trash the planet?

50 Responses to Stoogles Birthday

  1. grandmatoons says:

    I so agree with Salley, you can have a wonderful party and still be green! If you absolutely MUST use disposable tableware, use items that can be recycled, or are biodegradable. We almost always use washable dishes, cloth napkins and even if we use plastic utensils, we wash them and reuse them until they break! We try to be as green as possible in our house.

  2. sara says:

    dont worry sally cat probrably we can help you

  3. Chicago Made says:

    Aw, I’m sorry that Cowabelle called you a party pooper, Salley. It was kind of rude of her to say that, in the first place. I must say, that party sounds like a crash-down! Colorful lights shouldn’t be on when it’s morning time. I mean, maybe those guys just wanted to kill the lights. Who knows? And food was being danced on and crushed? And then Stoogles said he would just throw away all the food that was crushed and on the ground, and all the food that they couldn’t even eat, because there was too much of it? How ridiculous! They could have saved the food that they had that was GOOD and not danced on. Of course, you could throw out the food that got danced on. Who would wanna eat danced on food? Really, no one, I’m sure. And leaving lights on when its morning is so wasteful! Wow that party’s a mess. If I had a birthday party like how Stoogles did, I would go insane, and maybe that would be the worst birthday party I’d ever have. ~Chicago Made☠

  4. webkiska says:

    i agree with you crystalizing. :) :glomp: :)

  5. Remorso11 says:

    I agree it is good to be environmentally friendly but you’re overdoing it a bit. Try to find a happy medium. Have fun at the party. Then, afterwards, help clean up the litter. Take the food to a food pantry or something. You can be green without going to extremes. Remorso11

  6. fudgeyvanilla says:

    salley i know how much you must care about the enviorment. there could be another way to dispose of those without hurting the enviormnt but its stoogles birthday! and besides, you just have to face that everyone does that kind of thing every single day! for one day could you just let it go nd have fun? (BTW, i totally agree on the fact that cowabelle called you a party pooper and that everyones having lights out in the afternoon.) HAPPY B-DAY STOOGLES!

  7. Mistyfoot says:

    CHUCK THE FOOD NO……PLEASE NO!!!!!! You CAN”T just chuck the food, EAT IT LATER ,SAVE IT,GIVE IT TO OTHERS, ANYTHING, JUST DON”T CHUCK IT PLEASE!!!!I Sorry about that I just am NOT allowed to do that at my house I totally agree with you Salley, they didn’t all that extra things for the party If it supposed to be a “go green” party, then why isn’t any one going as green as they can I think the party will be fun, even if it isn’t AS green as you wanted it to be. HAVE FUN ;) ~*Mistyfoot*~

    • Mistyfoot says:

      Okay, sorry, I don’t TOTALLY agree with Salley, she should really just keep her comments to herself, and talk about it later. Come on Salley, ENJOY THE PARTY :!: :) :D :P ( If you can’t say something nice, DON”t say anything at all) ;) ~*Mistyfoot*~

      • Finnick says:

        Dude, your losing it. Relax Salley, just don’t listen to this person. Happy B-DAY! Hope you having a wonderful time over at the party. Wish I was at that party. I can live without it though. ^_^ ~ Finnick_Odair.

  8. CRYSTALIZING says:

    Salley,maybe you could help Stoogles realize how to treat the environment.

  9. FLW says:

    COME ON Sally! Geez… :( Really?? I love the environment to, but ur overdoing it! :( ~FLW~ :) :D

  10. Bradyn says:

    That is so mean.Would you be my friend?

    • PikachuHazelNut says:

      Don’t obsess Salley! But you’re right. Stoogles can be a pain in the neck sometimes, but why don’t you talk to him what you’re really trying to do and point out some stuff, maybe that can help him see. Which BTW, you could give the food to poor people who are starving. Best of Luck! -PHN :D :mrgreen:

    • Time Bandit...otherwise known as Boston ROCKs says:

      It’s spring, which means it’s time for me to change my name…okay, Cowabelle, that was uncalled for. Northwestern and I hold our birthday party outside, and there’s no reason for those lights. They can send the leftovers home with everyone, and if Cowabelle volunteers at the soup kitchen, why doesn’t she take some there!

      • dragon says:

        lol, salley sure knows how to obsess on something. u have a stubborn attitude, salley. i agree with roberta. ur supposed 2 be stoogles’ bff, and here u r, practically ruining his party! “the par-tay 2 end all par-tays!” lol -dragon-

      • sarahandlacey says:

        You’re right Time Bandit/Boston ROCKs! She should take the left overs there! Why, don’t you try to clean up Salley! That’s what I do when I go to a party! I spend he hole time (pretty much) claening up! Your friend sarahandlacey! :lol: :mrgreen: ;-) :-) :roll:

    • Phoenix Wind says:

      This is a PARTY. Not an Environment thing or something! Let loose Sal. I think all this President thing is making you too grown-up. In a bad way. I think you’re overdoing it, Sal. ~Phoenix Wind~

    • SignLanguageLuvr says:

      Salley, you’re crazy. It’s a party, not an environmental attack session! Seriously, chill out! ;) BTW guys, I’m new here, hope to get to know you all! :D

      • ThatOneChick says:

        Welcome! I’ve been a member for a while, but I doubt a lot of people know me because I’m never on here. :) I had a different account, but I made a new one. (Anyone remember Addict502?) Yeah, that was me. Anyway, welcome to WKN. -ThatOneChick

    • 2zaney says:

      Sheesh. it’s a party. But Stoogles isn’t being enviornmentally friendly.

    • kinzklipfan says:

      Wow. I mean, can’t her friends be nice to her? But… since when has Salley has started to be obsessed with the environment? ~:: kkf~~kinzklipfan~~ :: $

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