My dear friends and fans, I am pleased to announce that I am running for mayor of Kinzville… again. My agent has informed me that I have nothing booked for months, so I’m more than available to take on this heroic role. It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!
Don’t get me wrong, Mayor Sophie has done a great job and I plan to continue to hold monthly Player Appreciation Days in honor of you, my loyal fans. Think about it, I am probably the most qualified candidate here. This is my fourth time running, so you know I must really, really, really want the part. If I could go back in time, would I have done things differently? Well, I probably would have looked for a new agent, but that’s beside the point. You know I have a passion for politics, for being in the limelight, for being a leader you can look up to and think, “Wow, that guy’s got what it takes, and he’s soo handsome.”
If you vote for me, I promise to remove the KinzCash slots from the Wheel of WOW, so you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize with every spin. If you’re like me, you likely have a hefty bank account anyway, and who doesn’t want more stuff? Plus, imagine what it will be like to meet me in the park during the Meet the Mayor events? Autographs for all and the chance to collect more Dex Dangerous merch! Need I say more?
Please support my campaign by visiting me in the Kinzville Park from November 16th – 21st. I will be handing out gift boxes that contain one of three prizes: My campaign hat, sign or plushy. Display these collectibles with pride, or keep them in their original gift boxes so they remain in mint condition. Hey, you never know, they may increase in value if I win the election!
Please vote for me on November 28th. You won’t regret it!
take away cash no thanks!!!!!
Anyone who promises, and carries out the promise, to remove the 20kc from the Wheel of Wow has my vote. The large amount of kc is nice and is actually a prize in itself. But 20kc is a slap in the face and not a happy thought at all.
agree with you 100%, :)
OMGoodness! This had me literally laughing out loud! XD Great job to whichever staffer wrote this campaign speech because with each election we get to know poor Dex better and better. I also love that the staff took into account the things that we all complain about on here the most often and turned them into campaign platforms. Money slots on the wheels seem to be a very polarizing issue. It can be a quick and easy way for new accounts to earn some KC, but some long-timers get bored with the KC (sometimes they get bored with the same old prizes too, but there’s just no pleasing some people.) I personally love winning anything (not picky!), but I tend to prefer the prizes. (I rejoiced with most of the rest of you when the Super Wheel became truly super and changed to all prize slots!) This is the first time that I am even slightly considering voting for Dex. But Dex, I noticed how you took a run at all of the previous mayors (“It’s about time you had a leader that will be 100% dedicated to the job!” – Cowabelle: student; Dr. Quack: doctor; Sophie: estore envoy), and I am not amused. Mud-slinging is very unbecoming for a civil servant.
You have my vote! I love how you will be more dedicated to being mayor, unlike our current mayor who tries running the Estore and being mayor. I also DON’T LIKE GETTING KC ON WHEELS. Most players have enough kc already, and if not, there is more ways of getting it. The WHEELS ARE FOR PRIZES. I am voting for Dex! (And he is goodlooking LOL)
If Alyssa could “magically” convert some of my KinzCash to estore points, I’d vote for her! :) Otherwise, my vote goes to Dex this year because I think it’s time to give someone new a chance to be mayor.
Huzzah!!! NO KINZCASH on any of the Wheels!!!!! (How about taking “Food” off the Wheels, too? Ugh! I really dislike getting “FOOD”!) I think we need a Mayor who never gives up on his or her dreams! What a good example you are to all the new little Webkinz Pets! So far, all the candidates are amazing, and I really like the direction your campaign is going in, and I definitely NEED more Dex Dangerous merch! :-)
For new kids joining I think the KC is nice so sorry Dex. You are quite handsome I do agree.
As someone who has way too much kinzcash to spend, I’m all for taking it off the wheel!
Dear Dex. I’m sorry to inform you that you won’t be getting my vote this time round. As much as I admire your confidence, I’m concerned that your reasons for running for Mayor don’t reflect a love of public service. Reading your post, I picked up on a greater love of self than of service to others. However I’m glad that you acknowledged that Mayor Sophie has been good for Kinzville and good to all the Kinzers. Wishing you all the best with your next adventure film, Traveller PS you mentioned something about an autograph? :-)
Exactly how I felt too!
I’m actually not a fan of removing the kinzcash! While there are amazing prizes a lot of the time, when I’m running short on kinzcash for an item or when I just don’t like the wheel prizes as much, I actually prefer the money! So far, unless Dr. Quack has a better campaign, my vote’s going toward Alyssa!
I agree!