How humiliating. You will not believe what happened to me today. Every day at Kinzville Academy, right after lunch, Ms. Cowoline (or Ms. Cupid, as she prefers to be called) delivers candy grams to the classrooms that kids can buy for each other. Sometimes they sign it, but sometimes they just write things like “your BFF”, or “your secret admirer” if they want to freak their friends out.

So today when she handed them out I got one, which I thought was pretty neat. Until I saw the card. All my friends had gathered around to check out who would have sent me one. I thought maybe it was one of the girls trying to be funny. So I open up the card with everyone watching and it says “Sparky, Be my Valentine. Love, Millie XOXO.”

Everyone started laughing their heads off. Except Molly who looked almost as uncomfortable as I felt. She came over and said she was sorry if Millie had embarrassed me. Hmph. That’s putting it mildly. I mean – it’s weird enough that Millie would even send me one, but in front of all my friends? I am never going to live this down.