Friends, fans, citizens of Kinzville: Yours truly here… The one, the only… Dex Dangerous! Yes I am, once again, running for mayor of Kinzville.
You may be asking yourself: What am I looking for in a leader? Good looks? CHECK! A great role model? CHECK! Someone who is willing to do whatever it takes to remain in the spotlight? Hello??? CHECK! My career is at a point right now that I can devote most of my time to being the best leader Kinzville has ever had!
Think of it… what could we all use right about now? More cool stuff of course! That is why, if you elect me as mayor, I will bump up your free daily SPREE rolls from 1 a day to 3 a day. Imagine how fast you’ll make it to the mall now! Light speed ahead my friends! Not to mention, think of all the great Dex Dangerous merch you’ll be able to collect when I appear in the Kinzville Park as your new mayor.
Let’s move forward together, along the road to becoming the best Kinzville we can be… and why not pick up some cool stuff along the way? This is my third time running for mayor, so you should all see that I’m ready for my starring role!
Come show your support by visiting me in the Kinzville Park. I’ll be there until November 18th and I have some great memorabilia to hand out!
Ohh, Dex… XD I love you, dude. Your ridiculousness and arrogance never ceases to amaze me. But I don’t care about SPREE enough to vote for you. ;P So far, Sophie is sounding good, but I’m holding out hope for PJ Collie having something awesome!
Same though XDD
I’m hoping she releases more NEW clothing combos on the clothes machine. The front page shows a release of a racing driver suit!
That would be fun.
Pleased to hear the Spree rolls would be increasing again. I wasn’t thrilled when we had to drop from two rolls a day to one roll a day with Dr Quack. I will probably be voting for Dex.
I think I remember Cowabelle reducing them from 2 a day to 1 a day so we could “spend more time with our families”.
Yes, Cowabelle is the one who changed the amount of SPREE rolls. Not Dr. Quack.
Yes! 3 Bonus Spree Rolls a day sound like a plan to me!
Sorry, Gaston, but what you have to offer is just meh. I will be voting for one of the girls or Dr. Quack. Pittiesrule
I’m leaning towards one of the girls. Dr. Quack did a fine job but I’m a big fan of term limits so….
Honestly?? Kind of support getting more Spree roles.
He has to offer more than that to get my vote.
I’m still for team Sophie honestly.
So far I like Sophie better than Dex.
Sophie still has my vote so far, sorry Dex :)
Well … that was rather disappointing.