Friends, fans, citizens of Kinzville: Yours truly here… The one, the only… Dex Dangerous! Yes I am, once again, running for mayor of Kinzville.
You may be asking yourself: What am I looking for in a leader? Good looks? CHECK! A great role model? CHECK! Someone who is willing to do whatever it takes to remain in the spotlight? Hello??? CHECK! My career is at a point right now that I can devote most of my time to being the best leader Kinzville has ever had!
Think of it… what could we all use right about now? More cool stuff of course! That is why, if you elect me as mayor, I will bump up your free daily SPREE rolls from 1 a day to 3 a day. Imagine how fast you’ll make it to the mall now! Light speed ahead my friends! Not to mention, think of all the great Dex Dangerous merch you’ll be able to collect when I appear in the Kinzville Park as your new mayor.
Let’s move forward together, along the road to becoming the best Kinzville we can be… and why not pick up some cool stuff along the way? This is my third time running for mayor, so you should all see that I’m ready for my starring role!
Come show your support by visiting me in the Kinzville Park. I’ll be there until November 18th and I have some great memorabilia to hand out!
You know what they say…3rd time is a charm. Good luck Dex!
Interesting idea. I can’t wait to hear what everyone else says :)
I know some people don’t like Dex because of his personality, but I honestly think it would be kinda funny to have him as mayor XD I bet his update announcements would be really interesting! But anyhow, it’s cool that he’ll be raising the amount of daily SPREE roles from 1 to 3 :) That’ll give us the one Cowabelle took a few years ago, as well as a bonus! Only thing is, I don’t really play SPREE enough to make the extra rolls too worthwhile in the long run, and I think I might like Sophie’s proposition better… hm, I’ll have to think on this, as well as read the rest of the candidate’s speeches!
I forgot we used to get two. :D
Well, no, it was three a day. We’d just be getting those back. I prefer saving my daily rolls and doing Spree twice a week, so Dex gets a huge NOPE from me.
It was definitely 2 rolls per day :) You can read her original campaign speech here: https://webkinznewz.ganzworld.com/announcements/cowabelle-cowoline-enters-the-race-for-mayor-of-kinzville/
IKR? I would never vote for someone like Dex in real life, of course, but as a virtual mayor on Webkinz he would actually be sorta fun to have around just for the laughs. He’s got the biggest personality in this election, that’s for sure. :P
You make a valid point. It would certainly be interesting! I just really don’t like the idea of feeding his ego too much. If he would focus more on treating it like the important civic duty that it is rather than boosting his career I would be much more interested.
I used to approach these Webkinz elections more according to the characters’ personalities like that, but I guess seeing how the results of the last elections came out, it’s not like the mayors actually do anything in Webkinz World except whatever their initial campaign promise was. It’s not like if we elected Dex his ego would actually have him making changes that would take the site downhill. Ganz, not their cartoon characters, is who ultimately runs Webkinz World, and they know their stuff no matter who’s sitting in the mayor’s office. :)
@_@ Merch, Dex?? ReAlLy? Didn’t we used to have 3 Spree rolls a day, and they decreased after the first election? I am sorry that your career has slowed down, because clearly you need a new film project. Maybe Michael and Mandy can utilize your considerable talents in some way on their Podkinz? ;)
Oh, now there is an idea! Perhaps Dex could create his own project to direct? That would be interesting and perhaps a better use of his talents.
Ha ha! I love it Dex, but Sophie Stockwell makes a pretty good counter-speech.
Sorry, Dex….I think I prefer Sophie’s campaign.
Don’t vote for Dex, He’s ‘LION!’
BA-DUM-TSSSHH XD nice one, Dixiecup!
‘Lion’ is his ‘mane’ thing, isn’t it?
(GROAN!)
Ahh…good old Dex is running for Mayor of Kinzville again. He’s certainly lots of fun, but thinking that Kinzville needs more than just good looks and extra spree rolls to make Kinzville better. I’m still waiting to hear from the other candidates, but I’m still all in for Dr. Quack.
Sorry guys, I’m not voting for Dex. I am voting for Someone who is so fab, so fun, Sophie!!!!!!!!
Ummmmm…….. Are you promising anything else? If you are only promising 1 thing, then I don’t think your ready for your staring role. BOOOO DEX!!!! GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS A BETTER DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!