It’s Booger here. You will not believe what Stoogles wanted me to do today. Seriously. Are you ready for this? It was pouring with rain and Stoogles shows up at my front door in a rain coat and boots and says that he wants to – you ready? – he wants to JUMP IN PUDDLES!!! Is he nuts or what? Who goes out in the pouring rain? I said that to him and he said that it’s not even that cold outside and if you’re wearing a rain coat it’s fun. Fun? That dude has got a very strange definition of fun.

I told Stoogles that I had a much better idea. Today on TV I was going to catch the Monkey and Monkey marathon. I even went out and bought a gallon of ice cream so I could make us ice cream sundaes. I think that’s the perfect way to spend a rainy afternoon, don’t you?

But Stoogles still said he wanted to go out puddle jumping. What is THAT about? I said fine – you go for it. I will be sitting on my couch, warm and dry, watching TV and eating ice cream. So you tell me who is going to have the better afternoon? Sheesh – as if it wasn’t obvious!