Today I have the pleasure of interviewing the famous pirate, Dogbeard!
EM: Dogbeard, I’m so glad you agreed to be interviewed!
DB: It’s my pleasure, Ella. I happen to be between voyages right now, so I figured ‘why not’?
EM: OK, first question – is it true that you’re the toughest pirate to sail the seas of Webkinz World?
DB: You bet it is! I’m one rough and tough pirate! I’m not afraid of anything or anyone! I’ll sail in the stormiest storm and dig the deepest treasure and do whatever it takes to be the best pirate in the sea!
EM: Woah. That’s impressive! What kind of pirate would you say your sister Laurabeard is?
DB: She’s OK.
EM: Just OK?
DB: She’s…oh, fine. She’s really good. She saved my entire ship in a terrible storm once. She’s great at navigating, and she has a really good sense of direction. But she’s not tougher than me!
DB: No way. I would totally win a toughness contest.
EM: How many voyages would you say you’ve taken?
DB: Hmm…that’s a good question. Over 100, that’s for sure.
EM: And how many treasures have you found?
DB: Uh…well…now…how many?
EM: Yes, how many treasures?
EM: I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that – how many?
DB: Three. I’ve found three treasures. And one of them was candy, so I’m not even sure that counts.
EM: Well, three isn’t so bad. Why, I heard that Captain Patches only found fifty treasures in his lifetime. And you’re much younger than he is!
DB: Hmm…that’s true! Well, I guess you have a good point. Thanks, Ella! You’ve inspired me. I’ve got to get back out there and find me some more treasure!
EM: Happy to be of service! Until next time, dear readers!