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February 24, 2014 at 2:22 pm #858292
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October 19, 2014 at 10:58 am #884776
Hey, guys, I got a new pet! His name is Helix and he’s a hyena. Helix is a bit…out there, and by “out there” I mean he’s off-the-wall insane. He’s very hyperactive, but when he’s focused really hard on something, he tends to become very irritated at anything that might break his concentration. He has a very odd way of speaking as far as syntax goes, and sometimes he punctuates his sentences with weird noises and/or maniacal laughter. He lives deep in a forest, where he can practice his archery (which, surprisingly, he is really good at. Although it’s hard to imagine how he can be so accurate while he’s bouncing around all the time…) Helix’s talents include spouting non-sequiturs, archery, mayonnaise (yes this is a talent in Helix’s eyes), making weird similes, and hide-and-go-seek.
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October 20, 2014 at 9:55 am #884841
Orion: Pizza with spaghetti? Heck yeah I do!!! Shadow: You two are weirdos. Orion: What? You’re the one who eats rocks. Shadow: WHAT?!? Poseidon just told you it was for meditating! Orion: Actually, he told Jazzy. *Sprinkles blueberries on spaghetti pizza* Shadow: That’s disgusting. Orion: What? It’s good. You know what you should call this, Jazzy? Pizzaghetti! Yep. *Takes huge bite of spaghetti pizza* Shadow: How does that even fit in your mouth ? Orion: *Talks with mouth full* I maths ith fiyh. Shadow: What? Orion: *Gulps* I said I make it fit. Shadow: You didn’t chew, did you? Orion: Well… I chewed some …….. Shadow: My goodness Orion……. Orion: What? What did I do? Me: Should I add Ophelia to the list of webkinz you can ask questions? Orion: Um, no offense, but Ophelia creeps me out. Shadow: Who could possibly take offense to that? *Rolls eyes*
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October 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm #885264
(Yes, definitely! Ophelia seems…interesting. Oh, by the way, did you read about my new pet in the post above yours? You might want to, since I’m sticking him in here.) Poseidon: Uhh…did you guys hear a voice? Jazzy: What voice? You’re crazy. Hey, can I have some blueberries for my pizzaghetti, Orion? Heh, heh, pizzaghetti. I like that name! Poseidon: Oh, yeah, I’m the crazy one. I can’t think of a single person crazier than- *orange flies by Poseidon’s head and knocks Orion’s pizzaghetti out of his paws* Orion: Hey, my pizzaghetti! (Me: sorry, Orion felt left out) Poseidon: What was that?! Helix: Nyeheheh! An orange here, an orange there, soon everywhere! Shadow: I think we found the answer to your question, Poseidon. Poseidon: Who are you…? Helix: Nyeh, Helix, my name is! Practicing my orange-throwing, I am. Apologize for too many oranges, I do! Orion: My pizzaghetti… Jazzy: Don’t worry, we can just eat oranges! *Picks up orange from the ground and eats it* Poseidon: That’s kind of gross… Shadow: Uhh, hey, Helix…why are you pouring mayonnaise on your head? Helix: Nyeh, goes with everything, mayonnaise does. Consider it an art form, I do, like a sculpture made of wow! Shadow: Oh, for Pete’s sake, did we really need ANOTHER weirdo around here? Helix: Nyeh, a weirdo? Where? Shadow: *facepalm* (Me: By the way, feel free to slip my characters into your dialogue. I hope I did Shadow and Orion justice here!) Poseidon: That voice…there it is again! Jazzy: There is no voice, Poseidon. You’re so weird! *Jazzy and Orion stuff pizzaghetti down their throats while Helix throws oranges in random directions)
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October 22, 2014 at 9:26 am #885274
Ehhh something you should know about Shadow: He is a Ninja, and when someone pours mayonnaise on his head, he’s likely to hit them. To be honest, I’ve always had a problem with other people being my toys or characters….. Shadow is so… How should I put this… Developed? He has an incredibly long, complicated, sad, dramatic, and exciting backstory. Also, I’ll probably mess Jazzy, Poseidon, and Helix up. I’m not good at being other people’s characters…… Aslo, for some reason, Shadow is protesting that he wouldn’t use the name Pete in that circumstance. Shadow: Well I wouldn’t! Stupid mayonnaise not coming outta my fur…. Orion: I think it’s a good look for you. Shadow: *Glare* Orion: Uh, I mean- Ow! Hey! Get off of- OW!!! Hey my ears are sensitive! Ow hey!AAAAAUUUUGH!!!! HELLLLLP! Me: Also, Shadow actually doesn’t usually talk much, unless he’s spoken to. Shadow: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE- Orion: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! Ophelia: *Stares quizzically at Shadow and Orion* Me: Also, Shadow has a relativly short temper, and he can’t always keep it in check. I’m okay with you being my characters, but if something doesn’t make sense to me, I’ll let you know, ok? P.S Ophelia speaks with Ittalics. Ophelia: Correct, I do. Helix, I will warn you to refrain from poruing mayonnaise on Shadow’s head in the future. He will not always take it so well. Nor will I take an orange at my head very well. *Snatches up cricket and eats it* Screee…..
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October 22, 2014 at 9:27 am #885288
Oops. I misread that! OK, so it wasn’t mayonnaise on Shadow’s head. I was in a hurry. Shadow: So why are mayonnaise still all over my fur?!? Orion: Uh…. Heheheh… What a mystery….. Shadow: Why you little- GET OVER HERE!!!! Orion: No not again!!! AUUUGGHH!!! P.S If my previous comment doesn’t moderate, this will make no sense what so ever.
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October 22, 2014 at 3:45 pm #885540
(Whoops, sorry! I just assumed that Shadow was the sarcastic type. Also, we can just assume that some of Helix’s mayonnaise splashed onto Shadow, haha.) Poseidon: *shaking* Uhh…Helix, you might want to stop flinging mayonnaise and oranges around…*glances warily at Ophelia*. Helix: Nyeh? Poseidon: *whispers and points to Ophelia* She might get mad… Helix: Nyeh, a new friend there is! Meet her, I shall. Jazzy: Ehh, ya might wanna fix your grammar first. Helix: Grammar? Know of that I do nyot. Greetings, stranger, nyeheheheh! *flails arms in an attempt to wave hello*
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October 22, 2014 at 4:26 pm #885557
Ophelia: Afternoon, Helix. I am called Ophelia. And Poseidon, if you wish to keep secrets from me, I would suggest doing it far away. My sense of hearing is very acute. Orion: Mine too! Check out these babies! *Points at ears* Ow! They’re still kinda sore……. Thanks a lot, Shadow. Shadow: You’re welcome. Maybe next time you won’t fling mayonnaise at me. Orion: It was just a joke! Shadow: Haha. Me: Orion thought it would be funny to introduce Shadow to Helix’s art form, so he flung some mayonnase at him. Didn’t work out so well for Orion. Orion: Well it was funny….. Until Shadow lost it. Shadow: I barely touched you. Nothing but some minor scrapes and bruises. Orion: Well they were PAINFUL minor scrapes and bruises!!!! Shadow: You think that was me losing it? You haven’t seen anything. Orion: *Gulp* Shadow: I’ll only show you if someone gives me a really good reason to. Orion: Uhhh… Yeah… You’re creeping me out. Shadow: Oh, please. Orion: I need to, uh, go get a, uhh…. New slice of pizzaghetti and, um, some more blueberries….. Shadow: Right. Orion: *Leaves momentarily* OK, I’m back!!! Here are some bluberries, Jazzy. *Starts devouring pizzaghetti*
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October 22, 2014 at 4:39 pm #885566
Poseidon: *faints out of pure terror* Helix: Nyeheheh, weak-hearted he is. Good name, Ophelia is! Want to eat an orange, Ophelia does? *starts juggling oranges* Jazzy: Yum, blueberries on pizzaghetti is delicious! You really know your stuff, Orion. Hey, Helix, can I have some of that there mayonnaise? Helix: NYO. CONTINUE MY ARTWORK, I MUST. *pours mayonnaise down ears* Jazzy: *winces* Doesn’t that hurt? Helix: Hear you I cannot, nyeh. Mayonnaise in my ears, there are! Poseidon: *wakes up* Wha…what happened? Helix: HAPPENED, ORANGES DID *pelts Poseidon with oranges* Jazzy: *swallows blueberry pizzaghetti* Hey, Helix, do you ever make normal sentences? Helix: *stops throwing oranges* Nyormal? Nyonsense, nothing wrong with the way I talk there is. NYEHEHEHEHEH! Poseidon: Yup, absolutely nothing…
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October 23, 2014 at 9:27 am #885583
Ophelia: Thank you, Helix. *Starts peeling orange* Orion: Yep. Blueberries go well with just about anything! Especially cheesecake. I have a blueberry bush in my backyard. Free blueberries every year! But somebody keeps taking them…… Oh and Helix, you kinda sound like Yoda. Shadow: What? Orion: You know, the little green guy from- Shadow: Never mind. Ophelia: Do you faint often, Poseidon?
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October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm #885723
Poseidon: Nuh…no…uh, I feel lightheaded… Jazzy: Ehh, don’t worry about him. He’s always nervous like that. But he’s never been that bad before… Helix: Nyeh, Yoda? Heard of him, I have not. Jazzy: He’s a little green dude from outer space. Helix: Nyeh, space of outer? Go there, we should! Poseidon: Ahhh no *faints* (Me: NOOOO I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO NOT MAKE THAT CONNECTION. Inverted grammar is so cool though. I tried to distance his style of speech from Yoda’s but it kept coming back to that so I just ran with it. His voice isn’t like Yoda’s though; I imagine Helix to have a weird little high-pitched voice. Not like, Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks high pitched, but the kind of high-pitched that you’d expect a hyena of questionable sanity to have.)
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October 24, 2014 at 9:43 am #885797
Me: It works for him. Shadow has a pretty deep voice. Not quite Batman deep, though. It doesn’t really sound like he’s trying to make it deep (Mostly because he isn’t). Orion: Yeah, your voice is really deep, Shadow. Shadow: Are you saying I should have a high-pitched squeaky voice?? Orion: Well, no, but that would be pretty funny. Shadow: It would not be funny. Orion: Yeah well you don’t think anything is funny. You need to lighten up. Shadow: Orion, my name’s Shadow. Orion: Yeah…? Shadow: And you’re telling me to lighten up? Orion: Hmmmm… Yeah, OK. You should be a slightly lighter shadow. Shadow: Seriously… Orion: Hey, Poseidon, you should take lessons from Shadow or something. Seriously, I don’t think anything scares him. What are you scared of anyway, Shadow? Shadow: Yeah allow me to post my worst fears on the internet. Orion:…. Good point. Ophelia: I take it my presence intimidates Poseidon? Orion: Bet it’s not hard to do that… Dude, you fainted when Helix mentioned outer space. Hey Shadow, are you afraid of outer space? Shadow: No.
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October 24, 2014 at 3:48 pm #885897
Funny, I always imagined Shadow with a deep voice, too. I think it matches his brooding and serious persona. Helix: Nyeh, brooding I can be, as well! Brood for you, I shall, nyeheheh! Jazzy: Yeah, Poseidon’s pretty easy to scare. He doesn’t take loud noises very well, either. Helix: Brood, nyeh, brood! Jazzy: Although, frankly, I think lessons from Shadow would be a pretty darned good idea. Helix: BROOD, YES, BROOD! Jazzy: I mean, Shadow has nerves of steel. I’m pretty sure Poseidon’s nerves are made of noodles. Helix: BROOD BROOD BROOD BROOD BROOD Poseidon: STOP! Jazzy: *silence* Helix: Brood, brood, brood…oh.
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October 27, 2014 at 10:00 am #885913
Shadow: Brooding?? Orion: Yup! Wait…. Doesn’t that mean to sit on eggs or something? Shadow: It also means to pretty much be moody. Orion: Moody? Ehhh, I don’t think you’re really moody, Shadow. Serious, yes. So, are you gonna teach Poseidon how to be fearless? Shadow: I’m not fearless. If you aren’ afraid of anything, something’s probably wrong. Orion: Seriously, what are you afraid of??? Shadow: I think I made it pretty clear I’m not going to post my fears. Orion: Hey, I just realized something. Poseidon yelled. Weird. Shadow:Howis that weird? Orion: Well, Jazzy said he didn’t like loud noises, but he madea loud noise. Are you afraid of loud noises, Shadow? Shadow: No. Orion: OK, what about- Shadow: WILL YOU QUIT IT ALREADY?! Orion: OK fine, jeeze.
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October 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm #886119
Jazzy: Well, ya gotta be afraid of something. What about the dark? Are you afraid of the dark? Poseidon: Jazzy, his name is Shadow. Jazzy: But his parents didn’t know what he was afraid of when they named him. Shadow, what if they accidentally named you after your WORST FEAR?! Poseidon: Or what if it’s not his worst fear. Jazzy: Okay, what about spiders? Lots of people are afraid of spiders. Or heights? What about heights? Helix: Nyeh, afraid of loud machinery, you may be? Gives me headaches, it does. Jazzy: Or what about sharp things? You know, like needles and stuff. Helix: Afraid of fire, Shadow might be? Jazzy: Or thunderstorms! Helix: Or bowling balls! Poseidon: …Who’s afraid of bowling balls? Helix: Nyah…know anybody who is, I don’t…
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October 28, 2014 at 9:59 am #886180
(Continuing here for the moment; I made a comment on page 11 describing why, but we can move it there if you want) Jazzy: Oh…I’m sorry about your parents. I didn’t know. Helix: *looks wistfully into the distance, emitting a soft “nyaaaa” sound* Jazzy: Were you gonna say something, Helix? Helix: (startled) Nyeh?! Ah, no…to say something, I was not intending. Jazzy: Right, then…you looked kind of out of it for a second there. Hey, uhh…what happened to Ophelia? Poseidon: You mean she hasn’t left?! Helix: Rude, you are! Nyeh, welcome to stay however long she wants, Ophelia is. Nyeheheheheh!
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October 28, 2014 at 4:53 pm #886387
Jazzy: Oh, uhh…do you mind explaining? Poseidon: *elbows Jazzy sharply* (whispering) Jazzy, why do you have to be so forward? This is clearly a touchy subject for him… Jazzy: Ow…well, if he doesn’t want to, he doesn’t have to…I was just curious. Poseidon: You’re nosy, that’s what you are.
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October 29, 2014 at 10:22 am #886399
Shadow: Right, I don’t want to talk about it. *Slightest hint of tears in his eyes* Orion: Hey, are you crying? Shadow: What? No. *Wipes eyes* Orion: Yes you are! I just saw- Shadow: *Grabs by collar fur* No… I’m…. Not! Orion: Uh, yeah. Dust in your eyes or something….. Ophelia: You two are quite odd. Orion: WAAA! *Gasps for air* Where did you come from?! Ophelia: Is my presence here an inconvenience to you? *Raises eyebrow area* Orion: No, no! Oh, man…. I hope my heart starts again…. Whew. Can’t you warn a guy? Ophelia: Warn you when I’m about to what; speak? Orion:….. Can you? Ophelia: I would have to speak to warn you. Orion: Oh yeah….
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October 30, 2014 at 10:23 am #886611
Helix: Nyeh, warn people that talk, you will? Crazy, that is. Jazzy: Heh heh, look who’s talking! Helix: Nyah, nyah! Offended, I am! *starts throwing jars of mayonnaise at Jazzy* Jazzy: Hey, hey, I thought you took pride in being crazy! Helix: *thinks for a minute* Yes, but like your tone of voice, I did not. *continues throwing mayonnaise* Jazzy: OH, COME ON! THAT DON’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Helix: MAKE SENSE, I DO NOT! NYEHEHEHEHEH! Poseidon: *slowly backs away* Uhh…I think I’m done with my picnic now…
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October 30, 2014 at 4:16 pm #886726
Orion: Ooh! Ooh! I’ll eat the rest of your picnic!!! Shadow: I don’t understand how you can stay that slim. Orion: Hehe, you called me slim. I’m sliiiiiiiiim. Say hello to Mr.Perfect Physique Orioooon! Shadow: Slim doesn’t necessarily mean good physique. You might want to work up a little muscle. Your looking kind of scrawny. Orion: I am not scrawny!! I’m just slim. Lean. Yep. And tall! Sooo Poseidon…. about that picnic…. Ophelia: You shouldn’t be asking for other peoples’ leftovers. It’s rude. Orion: What? How can that be rude?!
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October 31, 2014 at 10:54 am #886780
Poseidon: Uhh…okay, you can have it. I’m just going to leave now. (LATER, AT THE LIBRARY.) Poseidon: *quietly reading a book* Jazzy: (yells) Hiya, Poseidon! What are you doing here? Poseidon: What?! How’d you know I was here?! Other People In the Library: SHHH! Jazzy: You’re always here, Poseidon. Poseidon: I just wanted to read a book! How can this get any- ???: NYEHEHEHEHEH! Poseidon: *facepalms* Oh, I wonder who that could be. Other People in the Library: *all look at Poseidon* SHHH! Poseidon: But I wasn’t the one who- Helix: Nyeh, pretty, this place is! Lots of books, it has. Boggles my mind, it does, like a pair of dice rattling around in my head! Poseidon: What. Are. You. Doing. Here. Helix: Looking for you, I was. Brought some friends, I did, too! Poseidon: Friends?! Is this who I think it is…? Helix: *nods head while making an unsettling grin*
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November 3, 2014 at 4:03 pm #887509
Helix: Chipadea? Nyeh, know of them I do not. You, the friends were. Jazzy: Suh-WEET! Now we can all have a PARTY IN THE LIBRARY! Helix: Oh, yes, invite him too I did. Poseidon: *buries face in paws* Helix. Why must you hurt me in this manner. Helix: Nyeh, Quite following you, I am not. Poseidon: I just. Wanted. To read. Librarian Sheep: Excuse me, sir… Poseidon: Oh, good, you’re here to set things right. Could you please speak to- Librarian Sheep: *looks at Poseidon* …but we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You’re disturbing the people reading. People Reading: *look angrily at Poseidon* Poseidon: But…I…This isn’t fair! *grumbles and leaves* Everyone in the Library: *all stand around awkwardly* Jazzy: Sooo…who wants to have a party in the library?! Everyone in the Library: YEAH!!! *throw books up and start dancing as a giant disco ball spontaneously comes out of nowhere*
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November 4, 2014 at 9:28 am #887531
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK?! Orion: HAHA! WOO! Cool! Where’d that disco ball come from? Ehh, whatever! *Starts doing some weird dance* YEAH! *Thunderstorm starts for some odd reason* Huh? *Suddenly freezes in mid-dance* Weird. *Continues dancing* Odd high pitched feminine voice: Huh-huh-heeeeeey guys!!!! It’s really raining out there! I SHOULD LIKE GO OUT THERE INSTEAD OF TAKING A SHOWER!!! HAHA! YEAH! Orion: AGGH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! *Red squirrel walks in* Red squirrel: HIYA FOLKS!!! I’m Chipadea. Someone like, said my name earlier. Orion: I know you’re Chipadea! Get away from me! Chipadea: Okaaaaaay buddy! Hi weird hyena guy! I’m Chipadeeeeeeaaaaa! COOKIES! HAHA I LIKE COOKIES! Shadow: What..? I don’t know why I still live here. Chipadea: ‘CUZ YOUR HOUSE IS LIKE, STILL HERE! Duh!
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November 5, 2014 at 9:50 am #887816
Helix: Nyeh, greetings, Chipadea! Helix, my name is! Want a mayonnaise, do you? Jazzy: Or what about some soda or papaya or spaghetti? This party has EVERYTHING!!! Poseidon: Hi, guys, I can back in because of the storm and- WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED?! Jazzy: Heya, Poseidon! Come and join the fun! Poseidon: BUT I WAS KICKED OUT BECAUSE I WAS MAKING “NOISE”! THIS IS REALLY LOUD! Librarian Sheep: Actually, we kicked you out so that we could have a party. It was all part of the plan. Poseidon: WHAT?! Librarian Sheep: Oh, and you can call me Fluff. Formality is so boring don’t you agree? Now, who wants to play some MUSIC?! Poseidon: BUT- *LOUD MUSIC BLARES THROUGHOUT THE PARTY* Poseidon: Ahabahebabuhh…! Jazzy: Jeez, what’s wrong, Poseidon? It’s just music. LOUD MUSIC! Helix: Nyeh, the problem that may be, methinks. Jazzy: *has pizzaghetti stuffed in his mouth* What? I can’t hear you, the music’s too loud! Hey, Shadow, want some PIZZAGHETTI?!
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November 5, 2014 at 3:50 pm #887929
Shadow: No I don’t want pizzaghetti! I’m going home! Orion: What? But the party just started! And it’s raining outside! Shadow: I DON’T CARE!!! I’D RATHER BE SOAKING WET AND FREEZING THAN STUCK IN HERE WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!!! OUTTA MY WAY ORION! Orion: But……. The party? Shadow: I don’t even like parties. *Walks out the door*
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November 5, 2014 at 4:11 pm #887943
Jazzy: (yelling out the door) But Shaaadooow! We want you to staaaay! Helix: Nyeh, and a party it wouldn’t be without you! Shadow: *continues walking out the door* (sorry for using him but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t stick around :P) Jazzy: Huh. He’s no fun. Well, at least there’s more pizzaghetti for the rest of us! Helix: And mayonnaise! Fluff: And mustard! Helix: MUSTARD?! Nyeh, get that filthy stuff away from me, you must!!! Fluff: Oh, puh-LEEZ. Mayonaisse is so gross. Helix: GROSS?! Nyeh, angry, I am! Fluff: How about we duke it out…in a food fight?! Anyone who prefers mustard over mayonnaise, come over here…to Team Mustard! We’ll show them which is the better condiment! Helix: Come, noble fighters of mayonnaise; fight for justice, we shall! Teach them, we must, who’s in charge! Fluff: FOR MUSTARD!!! Team Mustard: FOR MUSTARD!!! *shoots mustard out of mustard bottles at Team Mayonnaise* Helix: FOR MAYONNAISE, NYEHEHEHEH!!! Team Mayonnaise: FOR MAYONNAISE!!! *hurls mayonnaise at Team Mustard with spoon catapults*
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November 7, 2014 at 9:37 am #888222
Jazzy: Mayonnaise is awful! I’m gonna stick with…Team Mustard! *shoots mustard* Helix: Et tu, Brutus? Nyeh, Trust anyone around here, anymore, I can’t! *hurls mayonnaise, which hits the radio and breaks it* Poseidon: *snaps out of music-induced trance* Wha…AAHHH!!! *gets hit by mustard and mayonnaise*
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November 7, 2014 at 12:31 pm #888455
Chipadea: HA! MUSTARD! I LIKE MUSTARD! But I like ketchup better. HAHAHA! Orion: I think I’m gonna go now. It sounds like the rain’s let up…. I bet I can go find Shadow. *Starts walking out* Me: I don’t think anyone heard him or noticed him over all the mayonnaise and mustard flinging and Poseidon’s yelling. :I
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November 7, 2014 at 3:04 pm #888483
Fluff: Yeah, mustard! You’re outnumbered, Helix! What do you have to say for yourself?! …Helix? Where are you…? High Pitched Hyena Voice in the Background: NYEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! (A gargantuan mech crashes through the wall. It is equipped for food fights, with cannons that shoot mayonnaise on its arms and mayonnaise catapults on its shoulders. Helix is sitting comfortably in the cockpit (which is an opaque compartment in the mech’s head), laughing maniacally as he flings mayonnaise everywhere.) Poseidon: EEP! Uhh, I’m coming with you, Orion! *rushes out the door* Fracktail: Oh, by the way, Poseidon’s yelling isn’t that loud; it’s only slightly over a normal volume. The only reason I put it in caps is because I needed to signify that he was “yelling”. Poseidon: *sticks head in door* So, that’s what that weird voice was a whole bunch of posts ago! Fracktail: Shut up, Poseidon. You’re breaking the fourth wall. *clicks “Submit Reply”*
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November 7, 2014 at 10:36 pm #888505
That’s fine. Poseidon probably would notice him. Orion: This is just like that one TV show I watched! Which I guess makes Helix the villain…… Hey Poseidon, wanna go prank Shadow? Me: Psssssst, say no if you know what’s good for ya! Orion: What? Me: Nothing! Orion: Whatever. I’ve been inspired by Helix! I’m gonna dump a bucket of mayonnaise on his head!!! Heheheh….. *Starts jogging in a somewhat bouncy manner towards Shadow’s house (Not that Poseidon knows where that is or anything)*
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November 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm #888857
Poseidon: *watches with a small smile on his face* (WHEN ALL OF A SUDDENNNN…yeah, you guessed it, Helix comes in with his mayonnaise mech. Aren’t I predictable?) Helix: NYEHEHEHEHEH!!! Save you, I will! *picks up Poseidon with mech* Poseidon: WHAT?! ARE YOU NUTS?!?! Helix: NYEHEHEHEH!!! *drops Poseidon above Shadow* Poseidon: WHAAAAAAA!!!!
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November 10, 2014 at 9:18 am #888734
Orion: Pfffft, you don’t think anything fun is a good idea. *Continues bouncily jogging* (Meanwhile, at Shadow’s house) Me: His house is kind of old-timey Japanese-themed. The interior looks pretty much like it’s full of stuff from the Ichiban theme in WW. Shadow: *Quietly sipping tea* Me: When suddenlyyyyyyyy: Orion: *Pops head into window* HEY SHADOW! Shadow: *Spits out tea* WHAT THE- ORION?!?! Orion: Yep! It’s me! So, what’s going on? Shadow: Get. Out. NOW. Orion: What? But I just got here! Shadow: You have three seconds before I come over there and Orion: OK, OK I’m going. *Pops head back out* Shadow: He must be one of the most annoying- *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Shadow: What? If that’s Orion…… Why is my door cracked? (Just so you know, I mean cracked as in slightly opened.) *Looks at the top of the door* Is that a….. Bucket? Orion: *Opens door wide and fast* *Bucket of mayonnaise falls* Shadow: AUGH! *Narrowly dodges* Orion: Dang it. I keep forgetting you’re a ninja. And that was gonna be- uhhhh, Shadow? Why are you looking at me like- Shadow: *Tackles Orion* Orion: OW! HEY! Can’t you take a jo- OW! Shadow: YOU PRACTICALLY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!!!! Orion: No I didn’t! I just looked in the window and opened the door a little! Hey, let go! Get off of me! POSEIDON! HEEEEEELLLLLLP!
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November 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm #888858
Oops, I replied to that really-far-up post again. My reply is above yours, haha.
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November 11, 2014 at 9:23 am #888876
Oh man, Helix is in for it!!! MWAHAHAHA! Now he’s maaaaaaaad. Orion: AAAGH! Shadow: *Dodges Poseidon* RAAAAAA! *Starts attacking the mech with ninja and judo moves* Orion: Hey! Posdeidon you’re on my tail! Shadow: I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU HELIX!!! *Starts tearing out wires in any vulnerable wirey place (assuming there are any)* Me: Soooo, it’s a ninja versus a giant mayonnaise-squirting robot. This is a really weird town.
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November 11, 2014 at 9:54 am #888934
(Mech comes crashing down, cracking the cockpit window and leaving Helix vulnerable) Helix: NYAAAAAHH!!! *scrambles away from Angry Ninja Shadow* Poseidon: HELIX IF I GET MY PAWS ON YOU- *uselessly trips on Orion’s tail* Jazzy: *walks in* So, hey, I came back from that party and- (Jazzy looks on to see a destroyed mech, Shadow in Angry Ninja Mode chasing a panicked Helix, and Poseidon face-down on the ground. The entire scene is covered in mayonnaise and scattered gears and pieces from the mech) Jazzy: Uhh…did I miss something…?
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November 11, 2014 at 4:19 pm #889060
Orion: OW! My tail! Poseidon what the heck?! Shadow: *Suddenly does a flip onto Helix and puts him in an arm-lock* *Making deep growling noises* GRRRRRRRRRR! Orion: Uhhhh….. I’m covered in mayonnaise. Hey Shadow, can I use your shower? Shadow: *Glaring down at Helix* GRRRRRRR! Orion: I think that was a yes. *Walks inside Shadow’s house* Hey, there’s tea all over the floor! Man, you’re a slob, Shadow. Shadow: *Ignores Orion and continues making low growling noises*
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November 12, 2014 at 9:35 am #889072
Poseidon: It’s not my fault Helix dropped me from that crazy mayo mech! Where the heck did he even get that thing?! Helix: Nyaaaaugh!!! *squirms and tries futilely to get out of Shadow’s grip* Fluff: *walks in and ignores the chaos* Ooh, there’s tea in here? What a party! *pours herself a cup of tea* Fracktail: Hey, should I make a description of Fluff on the front page where Poseidon and Jazzy’s descriptions are? I’m not sure if she’s going to be a regular character or not, but I don’t see why not. I might develop her a little more later. Fluff: *pokes head out the door* Hey, is someone talkin’ about me out there? Fracktail: Uhh. *disappears back to behind the computer screen*
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November 12, 2014 at 5:38 pm #889278
Helix: *gasps for air* Nyeeh…safe, at least I am… Poseidon: Oh, no you’re not! Helix: Nyeh?! Poseidon: *punches Helix* Helix: *sits up* Nyeh! Hurt, that did. Poseidon: Well, you dropped me from a giant mayonnaise mech! *continues punching Helix* Helix: Owowowowow! *runs away while being punched by Poseidon* (NOTE: Poseidon doesn’t even punch that hard, because he’s a wimp. Helix is just also a wimp. In fact, everyone is a wimp. EQUALITY) Fluff: Heyheyhey, no need to get hasty! We can share, if you want!
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November 13, 2014 at 12:58 pm #889360
Fluff: Well, gee, no need to be pushy! Huh, huh. (NOTE: Fluff has a dumb laugh) Poseidon: Uhh, time to go! Helix: Nyeh, with you, I am! *everyone runs away from Shadow’s house except for Fluff, who wobbles away giggling* Jazzy: Wait a sec, guys! We gotta save Orion!!! Poseidon: Are you nuts? Jazzy: I’m nuts enough to go save our friend! *drags Poseidon back to Shadow’s house* Poseidon: ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE A PICNIC!
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November 14, 2014 at 10:16 am #889428
Shadow: *Wiping up the spilt tea* Does every weirdo just follow me around?? Honestly. *Ears prick up* Is that may water running…..? Orion: Hum hum hummm… I’m in Shadow’s bathroom taking a showerrrrrrrrrr…. Shadow: *Starts walking towards the bathroom*
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November 17, 2014 at 10:08 am #889655
Shadow: *Stares wide eyed* You just……. through my…… WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JAZZY?!?! Orion: *Opens shower curtain* Uhhhhhh…… Hey Shadow, you’re out of hot water. Shadow: *Shoots a murderous look at Jazzy while breathing extremely heavily due to anger* RRRRRRRRRRR……
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November 17, 2014 at 4:32 pm #890096
Jazzy: Heya, Orion! Just wanted to let you know that Shadow is super mad at you…heh heh…*eyes Shadow warily* Helix: Nyeh, don’t worry. Shadow heard you I think not. (…sound of crickets chirping…) Poseidon: ARE YOU ALL INSANE? RUN!!! *everyone runs out of Shadow’s bathroom*
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November 19, 2014 at 12:07 pm #890126
Shadow: RAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Locks onto Jazzy and starts closing in* Orion: *Still standing in the shower* Uh, Jazzy….. You might wanna- Shadow: *Tackles Jazzy* Orion: -look out…. Shadow: SO IT ISN’T ENOUGH THAT YOU PEOPLE BARGE INTO MY HOUSE, TAKE MY THINGS, RUIN MY YARD, TRY TO DROP EACH OTHER ONTO ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU HAVE TO SMASH MY WINDOW TOO?!?! DON’T YOU THINK I’VE GOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITHOUT YOU RUINING MY HOUSE?!?! AND WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK I WAS REALLY MAD AT ORION?!?!?! HE CAN GO! I’m mad at you! In fact, you can go too. *Gets off Jazzy* Just, get out. I have to clean up my house. Then buy a new window. You know where the door is. *Walks into the kitchen for cleaning supplies* Orion: Ummmm…. OK, carefully walk around the broken glass… Allllllrighty then. I’ll just be going…… *Walks out the door*
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November 19, 2014 at 4:47 pm #890450
(everyone walks out of Shadow’s house) Jazzy: (shaken) I just don’t get it. I thought he’d appreciate our warning. Poseidon: (under his breath) Maybe if you want him to be appreciativeyou shouldn’t break into the window of his bathroom… Helix: Nyeh, sad, he was. Cheer him up, we must! Jazzy: (brightens up) Yeah! We could make him a surprise “Sorry for Breaking Your House” party! Poseidon: That…is a bad idea. Jazzy: Yeah, I guess you’re right. (silence) LET’S DO IT! Helix: Nyeheheh! Tell everyone, we must! *starts running away* Jazzy: *pulls Helix back* NO. THIS IS A SURPRISE PARTY. Helix: *shrugs away from Jazzy’s paw* (irritated) Nyeh, lighten up…
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November 20, 2014 at 10:26 am #890492
Shadow: *Cleaning up broken glass* *Sigh* The tea and mayonnaise have probably ruined my floors by now….. Orion: *Glances at Helix and Jazzy* Hey, guys. *Starts bouncily jogging in their direction* Hey, hey guys, whatcha doing? Hey, guys! Shadow: *Covering the broken window and washing the bathroom floor*
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November 20, 2014 at 3:55 pm #890716
Helix: Throwing a “Sorry We Are for Breaking Your House” Party for Shadow, we are! To join, would you like? Jazzy: I thought I told you not to- ah, whatever, Orion’s cool. Just don’t tell anyone else, okay, guys?! Helix: *salutes* Of course nyat! Jazzy: Good. Helix, I want you to go buy some glue. Orion, you can go buy some paper maché and wire and all the other stuff to make a piñata. I don’t know what’s in a piñata, don’t look at me! Just, uhh…improvise. Now, you two scram while I make a list of things for the party. It’s gonna be the biggest bash in the borld! Uh, world, I mean. Just go, okay?! Helix: Just going, I am! *walks away to buy some paint* (TWO MINUTES LATER) Fluff: Huh huh huh, whatcha doin’? Helix: Supposed to tell you, I am nyat. Fluff: *pouts* Aw, c’mon, can’t ya tell me just a little bit?! Helix: *looks around* Fine. But tell anyone, you cannyat. Fluff: I won’t tell a single man. Helix: Good. *starts whispering in Fluff’s ear* Fluff: Oh, I see! Welp, I’d better be going now. And don’t you worry, ‘cuz Fluff Blusters never breaks a promise! (TWO MINUTES LATER) Fluff: *whispering to Blossom, a female Guinea Pig* Okay, so I heard that the guys are throwing a party…
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November 21, 2014 at 10:19 am #890850
Orion: OK! *Walks away to get piñata stuff* Hmmmm…. So I guess I should buy some newspapers or something. *Starts going through peoples’ recycling bins* (Later) Yes! I have enough! Now, I need to buy wires. (After buying wires) OK. What should the piñata look like…..? Hmmm…. What kind of piñata would be at a “Sorry We Are for Breaking Your House” Party? Now that I think about it, that’s a weird name. Ooh, I know! *Starts making paper maché and weaving wires* (A while later) Hmmm…. Well, I guess it looks OK…….. *Starts walking back to Jazzy* (Later, at Jazzy) I finished the Piñata! *Walks over holding an indistinguishable blob of tan and brown painted paper maché with a metal hook on top*
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November 21, 2014 at 4:42 pm #891098
Jazzy: … (stares blankly at the “pińata”) …THIS…BUT…IT’S…IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!! Fluff: *stumbles onto the scene* Huh, huh, so this is where the party is! Helix: *chases after Fluff* NYAAHH!!! *falls on his face in front of Fluff* Jazzy: *looks down at Helix* Why…is…she…here?! Helix: My fault, it was nyat! Swear, I do! *glowers at Fluff* Nyeh…tell anyone else, did you? Fluff: Like I said, Fluff Blusters never breaks a promise! *salutes* Slightly Husky British-Accented Voice In The Background: TALLY HO! Fluff: Oh, Blossom! Ya came to the party after all! Blossom: That I did, my sheepish friend! I couldn’t possibly miss out on such a grand festivity! Helix: SAID YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE, YOU DID!!! Fluff: I said I wouldn’t tell a single man. And Blossom’s no man, huh huh huh! Helix: *raises index finger and opens mouth to speak, but nothing comes out* Jazzy: Wait, so who’s this? Blossom: Allow me to introduce myself! I am Blossom Rover, the world’s greatest explorer! I’ve travelled around the world and back, from the darkest caves to the frigid climate of the Sahara! Helix: But thought the Sahara is a desert, I did. Blossom: Erm. I suppose I’ve gotten mixed up, then. *coughs* No matter, for I am the world’s greatest explorer! Jazzy: Okay, but you weren’t invited to the party! Did you tell anyone else, Helix?! Helix: No, promise, I do!
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November 22, 2014 at 11:00 am #891121
Orion: Have you been to Africa, Blossom? My great-great-something grandparents lived there. I’ve always wanted to see it… Have you been to Japan? Shadow said ninjas are from Japan. Have you ever fought ninjas?! Oh yeah. Where should I hang this? It’s getting kinda heavy. It’s full of candy! And some pizzaghetti. But don’t worry, I put them in plastic bags so they won’t touch the ground when we break open the piñata. So, who’s on decorations? We need some balloons!!! And streamers!!!! And we also need party favors in little goody bags and stuff like that. And noisemakers we can use after we yell “Surprise!” The kinds you blow into and the kinda you spin….. We’ve got a lot of planning to do, people! This is gonna be so fuuuun!!!!
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November 22, 2014 at 11:33 am #891245
Blossom: Of course I’ve been to Africa! In fact, I’m going again next month. Don’t worry, I’ll tell the penguins you said hi. Helix: BUT- Jazzy: Great, Orion! Now, I have a small list of things we’ll need for the party. *unfurls a gigantic roll of paper that reaches several inches away from Jazzy* Now, we’re going to need… *takes deep breath* Chips, dip, candy, cake, cheese pizza, pepperoni pizza, sausage pizza, onion and garlic pizza, that specialty pizza that only comes out once in a while, a vending machine that dispenses water bottles, soda, lemonade, apple cider, chocolate milkshakes, shirley temples, and ice cream sandwiches, a pool filled with cream cheese, 50 racecars, a racing track, a pink helicopter, a forty-foot statue of a cyclops made of chocolate, and salad. Any questions? Everyone: *stares blankly at Jazzy*
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November 22, 2014 at 9:39 pm #891301
Orion: OK, but if we’re getting a giant statue of a cyclops made of chocolate, we should get a centaur to match, don’t ya think? And we need a diving board for that pool. Should we get an in-ground pool? Why is the helecopter pink? When did penguins move to Africa? Did you ever fight ninjas Blossom?! What kind if dressing for the salad? What kind of racecars? I think Shadow likes chocolate cake. Should I get chocolate cake? Should I get cream cheese icing? (Note: Cream cheese icing is actually delicious.) What kind of salad? Should it be Caesar salad to match the cyclops? Well, it matches close enough. Should I buy the pizza or make it? Which specialty pizza? Should the race track have a loop-de-loop? What kinda of soda? *Taking in large breaths of air* EEEEEHHHH OHHHH EEEHHH…… What kind of chips? What kind of dip? Should the racecars and race track be small, full-sized, or giant? What kind of candy? Should I use reduced-fat cream cheese or normal? Should the apple cider be spiced? Can we make a banner? How will we get Shadow to come here? Should I hire a band? Or should we use some awesome sterios and get a DJ? Can I borrow your credit card? Can I fly the helecopter?! (Meanwhile, at Shadow’s house) Me: Shadow just finished cleaning and is waiting for his new window to be in stock at the Wshop. Shadow: Uuuuuugh…. *Flops onto his bed*
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November 23, 2014 at 9:26 pm #891502
(Me: Perfect… *rubs hands together deviously*) Fluff: GUH, TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! *throws arms on top of her head* Jazzy: Okay, here goes…Yes, and while we’re at it, we should also have a chocolate statue of a hippogriff, pegasus, faun, chimera, gryphon, amphisbaena, sphinx, dragon, and a goldfish. The dressing selection for the salad should include Italian, ranch, French, Caesar, Thousand Island, honey mustard, blue cheese, Greek, and Basalmic vinaigrette. Helix: Nyeh, what about mayonnaise??? Jazzy: Oh, fine, and mayonnaise. The racecars…*thinks for a minute*…should be made of Swiss cheese. And powered by marinara sauce. And scratch all that about the pizza. We’re ordering ALL THE PIZZA. Blossom: Is that even possible? Jazzy: YES. Blossom: Well, where should we order it from? Jazzy: ALL OF THE PIZZAS, FROM ALL OF THE PIZZA PLACES. Blossom: … Jazzy: The racetrack should have plenty of loop-de-loops, and be suspended in the air using the latest anti-gravity technology. It should also be made of pretzels, in case anyone gets hungry. Everything should be as gigantic as possible! For the candy, we should have Snickers, Milky Way, Kit Kats, Nerds, Airheads, Twix, Twizzlers, and a gigantic tree made of double chocolate ice cream. We should have tortilla and potato chips, with sour cream, nacho cheese, or artichoke dip. We’ll also have a three-story chocolate cake that reaches fifty feet tall! Oh, and the cream cheese should be reduced-fat. Wouldn’t want to make the cake too fattening. The apple cider should be spiced, sugared, seasoned, tossed, and cubed. While we’re at it, let’s get some of those fancy umbrella things to put in it, too. And how about we go with the awesome stereos and DJ, because that’s louder! And don’t worry about the credit card; Poseidon let me use his. (NOTE: Or did he?) And the helicopter is pink because why not?! Oh, and we’re letting everyone take turns flying the helicopter. I think that would be a good idea! Helix: Everyone? Inviting how many people, are we? Jazzy: Like I said, we’re inviting everyone. No exceptions. So, Blossom, did you ever fight ninjas? I’m curious. Blossom: Of course I did, my ring-tailed companion! I did not wish to fight, being the level-headed diplomat I am, but those pesky ninjas insisted on fighting me. They were guarding the great pyramid of Giza, which I needed to pass in order to get to the Amazon. Helix: But in Japan, ninjas were. And in Egypt, the pyramid is. Blossom: Oh, my mistake; I must have gotten mixed up. That happens a lot, you know, when I’ve travelled so many places. What I meant to say was that they were guarding the Louvre, in Japan. Helix: But in France the Louvre was, I thought. Blossom: Oh, quiet, you!
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November 24, 2014 at 2:22 pm #891722
Orion: Gosh, that was awfully nice of Poseidon to let you use his credit card! And that’s great, Blossom! Now you can protect me next time Shadow attacks me!! ……You do know who Shadow is, right? After all, it’s his “Sorry We Are for Breaking Your House” Party. Most people don’t know him. But I can tell you all about him if you want!! And uh, you will help me if he attacks me, right? Since you’re skilled in fighting ninjas and all. And can I see Poseidon’s credit card? I’m gonna go order the party stuff. Part-AY!!!!
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November 24, 2014 at 3:44 pm #891755
Blossom: (nervously)…Of course I’m skilled at fighting ninjas! Yes…very…ha, ha…On an unrelated note, I think I broke my back. So I might not be skilled at fighting ninjas today. Just thought I’d throw that out there. Fluff: Gol-ly, Blossom, you broke yer back?! That’s no good! D’you need a bandaid or somethin’? Blossom: Oh, never fear, my woolen friend, for the greatest explorer in the world can withstand any pain! I should be fine! Helix: So…fight, ninjas, you can? Blossom: Uhh, no. See, my broken back has punctured my ninja-fighting gland, rendering me incapable of performing such a task. Helix: Err…okay. Jazzy: Ahem! We have a party to plan! So, anyways, here’s the plan. Orion, you’re in charge of…you know, the fancy-shmancy financial issues. Basically, you’re in charge of Poseidon’s credit card. Blossom and Helix, you’re in charge of makin’ all the food. Fluff, you take care of the decorations and whatnot. And I’ll be in charge. That means I get to tell all you guys what to do. Got it?
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November 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm #891777
Orion: OK, got it. And what are ninja-fighting glands? Can you buy them? I want one!! Anyway, you better hope you don’t make Shadow mad, Blossom, what with your ninja-fighting gland punctured and all. If he’s really mad, he’d probably fight a girl. Especially one experienced in ninja-fighting. Hey, what’d you do to fight the ninjas? Of course, Shadow also knows Judo, so you’d need a Judo-defense gland or something, too. Hmm…. Those don’t sound like actual things, really. Did you make them up, Blossom???
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November 24, 2014 at 4:50 pm #891795
Blossom: Of course I didn’t! I’ll have you know that I went to medical school to learn all this! Fluff: You did?! Blossom: No. But I did learn enough in my travels to know that a ninja-fighting organ is indeed a real thing. Helix: Nyeh, said it was a ninja fighting gland, you did. Blossom: HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?! Ahem. I believe we all ought to dissemble now. You, know, to get ready for the party, hmmm? *looks angrily at Helix* Helix: *glares back* (NOTE: I have a hunch that Blossom and Helix will make a wonderful team in their cooking endeavors. Also I think Blossom likes mustard)
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November 25, 2014 at 11:22 am #891928
Orion: Uhhh… I’m not sure I beleive you, Blossom. Anyway, how are we gonna get Shadow to show up here?? And are we really inviting everyone? I mean, I’m not sure Ophelia is the partying type…. And uh, can we not invite Chipadea…? I do know two other people. Annabeth and Berrina. Annabeth is kinda mean, though…. Are we inviting them, too? I don’t think everyone in Kinzville can fit in this area. Oh, and I’ll need Poseidon’s credit card, please. I’ve got a lot of ordering to do.
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November 25, 2014 at 3:15 pm #892050
Jazzy: BANNERS! SIGNS! POSTERS! COMMERCIALS! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS! WE WILL USE EVERYTHING IN OUR ARSENAL TO BRING EVERYONE INTO THIS SHINDIG!!!! But I suppose you do/ have a point about the size of the partying area…maybe we can rent a Giant Party Disco Castle! Here’s Poseidon’s credit card, you can take care of that. Helix: Nyeh, Blossom, tell us more about your ninja fighting, can you? Blossom: *pokes Helix on the nose* Listen, you bushy-tailed nincompoop, I don’t want to hear a single peep come out of your oversized snout until we’re done with this party. Is that understood?! Helix: Invite you, I didn’t. Know where the door is, you do. Blossom: No, I don’t. We’re outside. Helix: *points to a lone doorway in the middle of the field*
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November 26, 2014 at 9:53 am #892120
Orion: Hey, you got a problem with bushy tails?! *Looks angrily at Blossom and gestures to his unusually fluffy tail* Wait, where’d that doorway come from?? Huh. But Jazzy, what if Shadow sees the billboards and stuff?? I mean, this is a surprise “Sorry We Are for Breaking Your House” Party, right? And, how do we get him to come here, or the party castle or whatever we’re doing, without him knowing it’s a party? And Helix is not a nincompoop, Blossom! Don’t be such a jerk! I mean, gosh, come to think of it, Shadow hardly ever calls names. You planning on being meaner than Shadow? Hmph. Me: Meanwhile, Shadow’s window is in stock, so he’s going to go pick it up.
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November 26, 2014 at 11:23 am #892256
Blossom: *takes a deep breath* I apologize for my unwarranted outburst, Orion. There is most certainly nothing wrong with having a bushy tail, so do not be alarmed! It’s he that I find to be vexing… Helix: Nyeh, return your affections, I do. Jazzy: YOU GUYS. We have a party to take care of, so would you please stop fighting?! Blossom and Helix: *point at each other* He started it!/Started it, she did! Jazzy: *ignores Blossom and Helix* That’s a good point about the billboards. We’ll have to spread it by word of mouth. Blossom: But what if Shadow hears about it? Jazzy: Then we’ll send him on a vacation or something. Fluff: WE’RE BLASTING HIM OFF INTO SPACE?!?!?! Jazzy: …No, that’s…that’s not what a vacation is, Fluff. Everyone just go do their duties. Helix: *snickers* Jazzy: I MEANT DO YOUR JOBS.
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November 26, 2014 at 12:55 pm #892283
Orion: OK, I’ll go order stuff. So, are we bringing the party castle thing here or renting it? Should I make invitations or something, and then just give them out? Actually, somebody else should probably give them out. For some reason people usually just ignore me.
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November 26, 2014 at 1:07 pm #892316
Jazzy: But invitations would provide evidence that Shadow could see!!! I think Blossom should spread the word, since she has the biggest mouth. Blossom: That I do, my fine furry friend…that wasn’t an insult, right? Jazzy: Depends. Fluff: Oooh! What if we get a collapsable Giant Party Disco Castle?! Jazzy: Genius. How much would that cost, Orion?
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November 27, 2014 at 11:44 am #892520
Jazzy: I dunno. They probably sell them on Web-bay or somethin’. I think after we got the party set up, we can all spread the word! But only after the party’s set up. Nobody say a word about it until it’s done! (MEANWHILE, IN A KITCHEN) Blossom: *reading a note* Alrighty then, Jazzy wants us to make nachos, chips and dip, a fifty-foot tall chocolate cake with reduced-fat cream cheese frosting, nine forty-foot milk chocolate statues of mythological creatures and one statue of a goldfish, and salad. Great McGillicuddy, how on earth will I ever finish all this??? Helix: You? Nyeh, work together, we were going to, I thought! Blossom: Oh. Right. Well in that case, I call being the leader. Helix: LEADER?! Equal amount of work, we should be doing! Blossom: You couldn’t do squat on your own! You need me to guide you in the right direction! Helix: NYEHEHEHEH! Right direction, my tail! Told lies, you have, this entire time, and preach to me you do that know the “right direction”, you do now??? Caused nothing but trouble, you have! Blossom: And I suppose you’ve been a huge help to everyone around you! Helix: Nyeh…honest, I am, at least! Blossom: RAGGGH!!! *throws herself at Helix* Helix: NYEEEEH!!! *throws himself at Blossom* (The two form a cartoony cloud of fists flying and general fighty-ness, until they both knock into a cabinet and everything falls out and breaks, causing them both to stop fighting.) Blossom: *pants* Oh, we’re both idiots. We’ll never get anything done if we keep fighting. Tell you what, chap, how about we call a truce until the end of this party? Helix: And then continue being enemies, we will? Blossom: You bet. Is that fair? *extends paw* Helix: *shakes Blossom’s outstretched paw* Deal, it is.
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December 1, 2014 at 10:34 am #893186
Uhhhhh…. I guess I should get on the computer and look that up. Or, I can use my new KC+ Phone with touch screen! Yeah, I’m gonna go with that. *Starts messing around with stuff on the phone* Hey, here they deliver the castle with helicopters! It’s not collapsible, though. They bring it in piece-by-piece, so we’d have to wait for the cement or super-glue or whatever they use to keep it together to dry. Hey, if we buy it within the next 30 minutes, we get a free disco ball! Should I get this one?
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December 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm #893561
Jazzy: Of course you should get it! Never pass up an opportunity. Oh, hey look, you can get a free KC+ tablet if you tap that button! (NOTE: Kids, don’t try this at home. You will not get a free tablet.) Now, you can get anything we need or don’t need, but remember: DON’T. TELL. ANYONE. (Fracktail: *cough*tell everyone*cough*). Jazzy: …Did you hear something? Ahh, whatever. I’m going to go check on Blossom and Helix and make sure they’re not at each other’s throats. *walks off to that random lone door that acts as a portal to Kitchen Dimension*
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December 3, 2014 at 10:07 am #893952
Me: Oops. I forgot to put “Orion:” at the front of my last comment. Oh well. Orion: Uhh, I think that sort of thing downloads malware. After all, nothing is ever really free. Wait, did you here a voice…? Jazzy? *Looks over to see him walking through the door* Oh. I feel like I….. should…. Tell…. Someone….. ACK! BUT I CAN’T!!!! BUT I MUST!!! BUT I CAN’T!!! BUT I- Oh, forgot about the castle. *Clicks “Buy It Now”* Wait, what was I talking to myself about again?
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December 5, 2014 at 12:41 pm #894498
Ugh. I meant “hear,” not “here.” Orion: You know. Just ordering stuff. Nothing special. Or fun. This is gonna take a long time to set up, you know. I was just thinking…. Do you think we’re making this party too big? And what if Shadow doesn’t like the party? What if no one we invite knows who Shadow is? That would be pretty awkward. I dunno. I guess I’m just having second thoughts. What do you think, Fluff?
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December 7, 2014 at 4:37 pm #894916
Me: Ugh! The typos! THE TYPOS!! Orion: Well, I guess that’s true… *Rubs chin thoughtfully* Of course, I don’t know a lot of people. Well, how about you tell someone, Fluff? After all, you said you wouldn’t tell a man. And technically, us animals aren’t men. Especially not the one’s that are girls. Just keep it to a limit of say, oh, twenty? We don’t want too many people here. OK, Fluff?
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December 7, 2014 at 10:59 pm #895007
Fluff: Huh huh, of course! You can just sit tight ’n buy some more stuff. If you tell Jazzy, though, he might not like it. It’ll be our lil’ secret, okay? (MEANWHILE, IN THE KITCHEN DIMENSION) Helix: NYEEEEHHH!!! Blossom: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Helix: ME?! Nyeh, your fault, it is! Blossom: You’re the one who insisted on putting mayonnaise frosting on the cake! Helix: Your “mystery ingredient”, what about? That all about, what was??? Blossom: There’s no time for questions, just RUN!!! Gigantic Sentient Cake Monster: RAAAGH!!! Helix: Locked, the door is!!! Blossom: Well then, unlock it! Helix: HAVE THE KEY, I DO NOT!!! Blossom: OF COURSE YOU DON’T!!! (Blossom and Helix cower in front of the door as the gigantic living cake towers over them) Blossom: How…how do we stop it?! Helix: Know, I wouldn’t! The adventurer, you are, nyeh? Blossom: OH, SHUT UP! I’m not an adventurer and we both know it! Helix: Then lie this whole time, why did you? Blossom: Well- Cake: RAAAUGH! *slams itself onto the door as Helix and Blossom leap out of the way* Blossom: NO TIME FOR ANSWERS, LET’S GO! (Helix and Blossom hightail it out of there and hide under a cupboard* Blossom: (whispers) There’s got to be a way out of here, right? Helix: Nyeh, on the fridge, the key is! Blossom: That’s too high up…how will we ever get up there? Helix: Climb the cupboard, we will. Though, distract the cake, we must. Blossom: Fair enough. You’re taller than me, so I suppose you should get the key. Which means I…oh, no. Helix: *salutes* Wish thee luck, I do! *awkwardly scrambles on top of the cupboard*
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December 7, 2014 at 11:08 pm #895031
Cake: *turns “head”* GRAAARGLE BLARGLE!!! *lurches towards Helix* Blossom: Uwaaghh! *sprints behind the cake* Heeere, cakey cakey! Over here! Cake: GURAAAUGH!!! *lurches towards Blossom as she tries to dodge the cake* Helix: Reach it, I can’t! Blossom: Oh, great! Well, at least the cake hasn’t gotten me ye- (cake grabs Blossom with a gloopy arm appendage thing made of mayonnaise frosting) Blossom: AUUUGH THE CAKE HAS GOTTEN ME!!! Helix: NYEEEEHHH!!! *leaps through the gloopy mayonnaise thing that’s grabbing Blossom: causing it to fall down and release Blossom* Blossom: WHAAAH!!! *pushes off of the cake to leap onto the fridge and grab the key* Okay, fun’s over, let’s get out of here! (Helix and Blossom sprint towards the door to unlock it, and run out of the Kitchen Dimension back to where they were before. They collapse onto the ground, panting and sweating.) Helix: Well…*wheezes*…glad that’s over with, I am. Blossom: You know…*pants* as much as I hate to admit it, I think we make a pretty good team. Helix: Nyeh…suppose so, I do. When pretending to be an adventurer you aren’t, that is. Blossom: Ugh…after what happened in there, I think I’m just about done with adventuring. Helix: Nyeh, go there again, I never want to. Monstrous, that cake was. Blossom: Wait…where is the cake now? (Helix and Blossom look towards the door to see that it is wide open, and there is a trail of mayonnaise and cake bits making a trail outside of it.) Both: Uh oh.
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December 8, 2014 at 5:05 pm #895286
Orion: OK, Fluff. I wonder how Helix and Blosssom are doing…. Hey, if I hurry, maybe they’ll let me lick the spatula! *Starts jogging in his usual bouncy manner towards the door that leads to the Kitchen Dimention* Ooooh, I hope it’s chocolate cake! Me: OK, so can the Mutant Cake Thing be headed for either Shadow or Orion? Because I imagine Orion screaming in terror running from a giant evil cake or Shadow battling one would be funny. Or maybe it’ll attack Jazzy. You know what, nevermind, just do whatever you were gonna do with the cake. Xp
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December 9, 2014 at 9:46 am #895292
Ohhh, don’t you worry. We’re going to have lots of fun with the cake. Heheheheh…(on a side note, you ever notice how much I use that weird “heh heh” laugh? I dunno why I do it. I imagine it sounds a lot like Meowth’s laugh. XD) Blossom: *springs up in her usual histrionic manner* Good day to you, my fluffy-furred friend! What brings you here to this wonderful kitchen dimension today? Helix: (still lying on the ground) Nyeh…so, just forget about the cake monster, will we? Blossom: (whispers) SHHH! We can’t let anyone know what happened. As long as we don’t say anything, nobody will suspect a thing. (Helix and Blossom are covered in mayonnaise and cake, are clearly out of breath, and there are cake bits scattered around the open door that is half off its hinges.)
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December 9, 2014 at 2:52 pm #895428
I use that laugh too. I also seem to have started a lot of my comments with “Hmmm,” give or take a few “M”s. Orion: WOAH, what happened HERE?! Did you guys blow up a cake or something?! Oh, and can I lick the spatula? Wait a second…. What cake monster….?
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December 9, 2014 at 4:50 pm #895513
Helix: Nyeheheh. NyehHEHheh. NyehehehehhehehehehhehehehHEHEHEH… Blossom: Um! No! Not a cake monster in sight, my good sir! Perfectly clear! No cake monsters here! Ha ha ha…(sticks a wad of cash in Orion’s face) How much can I pay you to keep quiet???
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December 10, 2014 at 4:23 pm #895938
Blossom: (with a nervous, toothy grin) Well, my good sir, we simply had an accident in the kitchen. We came out here to get some cleaning equipment. Helix: Nyeh, stop lying, I thought you said you would! Blossom: (whispers) I never said such a thing! I said I’d stop being an “adventurer”. Besides, that’s not a lie. We did have an accident in the kitchen. Helix: Nyeh, fair enough. Have an accident we did, nyeheheheh!
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December 12, 2014 at 10:43 am #896306
Blossom: OHNONONONONONO!!! You can’t do that! How much money do you want??? I’ll get on my knees and beg! *gets on knees and begs* PUH-LEEEZE!!! Jazzy: You sure don’t have very high standards, huh? Blossom: GAH!!! *salutes* Everything is going swimmingly, Sir Jazzmaster! Simply peachy! Right, Helix? Helix: *drags head on the grass* NYEHEHEHEH!!! Blossom: See? Everything is clearly fantastic. Now please go away. Jazzy: Jeez, no need to be so hostile. I just wanted to tell you that the guests are pouring in! So, are we ready? Blossom and Helix: GAAAAHHH!!!
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December 15, 2014 at 9:06 am #896528
Orion: Jazzy, Blossom and Helix made a Cake Monster. *Points accusingly at Blossom and Helix* Also Jazzy, the stuff hasn’t even arrived yet. Wanna see if the guests will help set up? Cuz otherwise I think they’re just gonna be sitting around watching us set up. And I got multi-colred hot-airb baloons, since you forgot to put them on the list.
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December 15, 2014 at 4:55 pm #896888
Jazzy: Oh, cool! A cake monster would complete our statue collection. We can put it right in the center of the other statues. And that’s funny, Fluff told me everything was all set. *points to complete party* She told me that her helpers helped her out, so I assumed she meant you. Did I assume wrong? *raises eyebrow* Blossom: NO, SIR! Helix: Know exactly what we’re doing, we do! Jazzy: Good, ‘cuz the party’s about to get started! Blossom: Um, Jazzy…how many people are coming to this party, anyways? Jazzy: Oh, about-(STORM OF PARTYGOERS TRAMPLE EVERYONE IN A FIT OF DANCE FEVER)
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December 18, 2014 at 9:37 am #897505
previously on “Pokekinz’s and Fracktail’s Pets Fail at Doing Things”… Orion: YOU WANT THE CAKE MONSTER WITH THE STATUES…? UH, OK! BETTER GET ON THAT, BLOSSOM AND HELIX!! BUT SHOULDN’T SHADOW BE HERE? THIS IS HIS PARTY, RIGHT? ALSO, ISN’T THIS GONNA BE A SURPRISE? THIS IS REALLY LOUD! *covers ears with paws* Jazzy: WHAT, DIDN’T THEY MAKE A CAKE MONSTER STATUE??? Blossom: YES, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID! ORION, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO BRING SHADOW HERE!!! *pushes Orion off the screen* Now, Jazzy, how will we entertain the guests until Shadow comes? Jazzy: Now, that’s a silly question, Blossom. We’ll just have a dodgeball tournament! Helix: D-DODGEBALL?! *runs away frantically* Jazzy: *announces to partygoers* That’s right, a dodgeball tournament! I’ll be the captain of the Blue Team. Is there anyone who’s willing to take on the Jazzmaster and be captain of the Red Team?
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December 22, 2014 at 9:47 am #898057
Orion: Ow! What was that for?! Hey, I can’t get Shadow over here!!! Someone else has to do it!! You do it, Helix, since you’re afraid of dodgeball anyhow! *Shoves Helix towards Shadow’s house*
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December 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm #898344
Helix: Nyeheheheh! Go to Shadow’s house, I shall! Mind, I’m sure he will not! *marches off to Shadow’s house* (MEANWHILE, AT THE DODGEBALL FIELD) Jazzy: Haha! I guess nobody has the guts to challenge the Jazzmaster! Too bad… Childish Male Voice: Actually, I beg to differ! Jazzy: Now, that’s more like it! What’s your name, kid? Really Tiny Night Mare that Has a Childish Male Voice: I’m Jagger, heh heh! I’m gonna WIN THIS TOURNAMENT! *fist pumps* Female Tie-Dyed Frog: ACK-tually, I kinda wanted to, like, lead the team. So, like, you should really let me do it. Hashtag-please. Jagger: WHAT?! That’s no fair! I was here first! Male Black Panther: Uh, no, I was totally here first. You should really let me lead the team. Female Zebra: No you weren’t, I was! I just didn’t say anything! Female Spotty Dinosaur: Well, I was the first one to come to the party, shouldn’t that count for something?! *everyone starts arguing over who should lead the Red Team* (NOTE: You can drag some of your pets into this mess if you want! :D)
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December 22, 2014 at 4:32 pm #898369
HEHE, MESS! (Suddenly, a female arctic fox walks up with a very confident /slightly smug look on her face) Arctic Fox: Look guys, I’m sure you’re all great at dodgeball, but frankly, I’m the best. My name is Annabeth. Annabeth Chase. And I’m here to take down ANYONE dumb enough to challenge me. Orion: Huh? Hey, who invited you to this party?! Annabeth: Oh, you know, a friend of a friend told me. Or something like that. Orion: Hmph. Well I don’t wanna play if you’re playing. Annabeth: *Shrugs* Suit yourself. *Coughcoughwimpcough* Orion: What? Annabeth: Nothin’. Hey Berrina, do you wanna play?! (From the crowds of a people a Strawberry Cloud Leopard’s face peeks out) Berrina(The Strawberry Cloud Leopard): Umm, that’s OK. Annabeth, I thought you said this was gonna be “a small party”? Annabeth: What? No I didn’t. Anyway…. *Hurls a dodgeball at Orion* Orion: OW! HEY! No one said “go”! Annabeth: GO! *Hurls a dodge ball at Blossom*
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December 23, 2014 at 9:20 am #898403
Blossom: GAH! Good heavens, what is this pandemonium?! AND WHAT TEAM AM I EVEN ON??? Jagger: I’m on da red team! Annabeth’s AWESOME! *starts throwing dodgeballs* Jazzy: Blossom, help me out! *tosses dodgeball to Blossom* Blossom: Very well then…I suppose I should fight valiantly, for the Blue Team! KIAI! Jazzy: …You’re a ninja?! Blossom: NOPE! *starts pelting dodge balls to and fro* Jazzy: Woah…how’d you get so good at dodgeball?! Blossom: *turns around dramatically* Middle school gym class. It paid off, you know. Jazzy: GYM CLASS PAYS OFF??? Dost my ears deceive me?! Jagger: Shut up, gym class is da best! Yah! *throws dodgeballs at Jazzy* (NOTE: I typed all that while listening to the Vs. Elite Four music from Black and White. It’s very exhilarating.)
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December 30, 2014 at 11:32 am #898989
Me: Heheh, I drank coffee. Annabeth: Heck yeah I’m awesome! *Picks up three dodgeballs and hurls them all at once at different Webkinz* (MEANWHILE, AT SHADOW’S HOUSE) Shadow: *Making himself another cup of tea* (Partially mumbling under his breath) Looks like some people have learned to surpass Orion in his skills. *Starts grumpily stirring his tea*
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December 30, 2014 at 1:06 pm #899348
I just watched all the trailers for Smash Bros. 4 again and I’m excited as flufflepuff even though the game already came out and I have it. Well, Smash trailers’ll do that to you. (Man, Sakurai’s a genius.) Anyways, back to story… (Everything is peaceful at Shadow’s house, until A WILD ORANGE FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW!) A High-Pitched Lunatic Voice Gee I Wonder Who This Is: NYEHEHEHEH!
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January 7, 2015 at 9:39 am #901177
Shadow: *He stands frozen and stares straight ahead wide eyed for a moment, then slowly looks at the orange than is splattered and slowly sliding down the wall opposite of the window, and then slowy turns and looks at the shattered window* …….. (This post is gonna be mostly comprised of Shadow doing things, and me saying how he did it) *He slowly places the spoon he was using to stir his tea down in the cup, then stealthily sneaks out a way other than the front door, then sneaks up on Helix and suddenly graps the front of his collar fur and pulls him down so Shadow can look down on him* (Here he speaks with that form of rage where one is so mad he’s beond yelling, and has a look in their eyes that , depending on who gave it, could probably make Poseidon faint, and he speaks at a low, even tone that’s more intimadating than his yelling, in my opinion) Hello, Helix. What do you think you’re doing?
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January 7, 2015 at 4:35 pm #901322
Helix: (rather nervously) Nyeheheh, glad you asked, I am! Wanted to tell you, I did, that throwing a party for you we are! But, umm…let go of me, could you? Kind of hard to breathe like this, it is. *peers into Shadow’s death glare* Also, wrong with your eyes, what is? …Different, they seem.
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January 7, 2015 at 4:45 pm #901341
Shadow: *Grips harder* What on earth makes you think I want to go to a party? And nothing is wrong with my eyes. I can see this piece of flea-bitten hyena I’m holding just fine. (Speaks at a slightly lower tone) You had better hope you have plenty of money for another window, Helix.
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June 19, 2016 at 1:41 pm #996877
(Okie, revising my above post because it’s terrible and I don’t like it and also it’s terrible. Well, actually, a lot of my stuff is terrible… Well, just uh… Ignore my above post, please. :P) Shadow: *Is still gripping Helix’s collar, and holds him up a little higher so he can glare at him more closely, as the fur on shoulders, neck and withers bristles slightly* So, to invite me to an apology party, you threw an orange through my window. (NOTE: Eh… I’m not really feeling this either. Oh well, I guess it’s better than what I had before.)
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June 22, 2016 at 9:09 am #997440
Helix: *collapses onto the floor, still trembling and looking stunned* Nyeh…went well, that did.
(MEANWHILE, AT DODGEBALL)
Jagger: *is throwing dodgeballs in every direction, most of them missing their targets* Hahahahaa! ‘M gonna get you guys! I’m gonna win the dodgeball! Yeah! I’m gonna-
(Jagger is cut off by a dark shadow looming over him. He turns around to see its source, and his childish smirk instantly melts into a picture of pure fear. It’s the cake monster.)
Jagger: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *tries to scramble away with his dodgeballs*
Gigantic Sentient Cake Monster: *lunges* BLRAUUUGH
(The dodgeball tournament collapses into disarray. The cake monster lurches in one area, causing a tidal wave of panicked animals shoving and clawing their way through the crowd. Dodgeballs whiz through the air like angry flies, thrown by pets oblivious to the mass panic going on on the other side of the tournament.)
Jazzy: *face falls* What is that?!
Blossom: *grins widely* Yes, about that…
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June 23, 2016 at 9:23 am #997697
Orion: *Tries to avoid being trampled by the crowd as he moves forward to see what’s causing all the commotion* Hey! What’s going– *Sees the giant cake monster, and freezes in shock* (in a very small voice) Oh…. So that’s the cake monster…. *Is still standing still in shock* (Meanwhile, Annabeth was dashing through the crowd away from the cake monster, ducking under a dodgeball that flew over her head.) Annabeth: *Looks back momentarily, breathing heavily* What the heck is that thing?! Wait– (Shouting) Berrina!! Berrina, are you okay?! *Runs a few steps back towards the monster* Berrina!!! *Looks around frantically, and notices the cake monster getting uncomfortably close, and turns to start running again, then notices Orion just standing there wide-eyed* Orion, what are you doing?! Run, you idiot!! *Grabs Orion’s shoulder and turns him away, pulling him along a little* Orion: *Stumbles slightly and shakes his head, snaps out of his shocked state, then starts running alongside Annabeth with a terrified and bewildered expression* The cake monster– Blossom and Helix– an accident– other statues– *Takes a gulp of air* Annabeth: What are we going to do??
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June 24, 2016 at 11:37 am #998215
(MEANWHILE, AT SHADOW’s HOUSE)
Helix: (still collapsed on Shadow’s floor) *twitches ear* Nyeh…that rumbling, what is?
(Helix clumsily unfolds himself from his collapsed state, then scrambles out of the opening in Shadow’s window to track the strange noises until he comes across the positively disastrous dodgeball tournament, with his instantly-recognizable cake lumbering in the midst of it.)
Helix: *ears instantly flop back* …Shoot. *scrambles away into the crowd*
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Blossom: *running alongside Jazzy* …So, you see, this whole fiasco was entirely a fault of that one chipmunk that ran by.
Jazzy: …I’m not buyin’ it.
Blossom: I’m telling you, I’m— oh look, it’s Helix! Helix, back me up on this one! That chipmunk was—
Helix: *catching up with Blossom and Jazzy* (screaming over the commotion) Going to destroy the cake, I am!!
Blossom: What?! Are you insane?!
Helix: Yes!! *veers off into the direction of the cake*
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June 25, 2016 at 9:35 pm #998748
(STILL AT DODGEBALL)
Orion: I don’t know!!
Annabeth: Alright, I think we’re pretty far away… *Takes a deep breath, then notices a cluster of giant chocolate statues* C’mon, we can hide behind those. *Trots towards a large chocolate statue of a Cyclops and hides behind it*
Orion: *Follows suit*
Annabeth: *Peeks out from behind the statue* Okay… We need a plan. What can we use to take down a giant–… What the…..?
Orion: What?? *Looks out, crowding in on Annabeth*
Annabeth: Watch it…
Orion: *Scoots away slightly* But what is it??
Annabeth: I think… Two people are running towards that thing. I think one’s a Guinea Pig, and the other–
Orion: *Quickly looks out* Oh my gosh, it’s Blossom and Helix!!
Annabeth: Who?
Orion: We have to help them!!
Annabeth: With what?? There’s nothing we can do, that thing’s too big, and all we have are party supplies. *Looks up at the statue she and Orion are hiding behind* …. Okay, so weird party supplies. Maybe there is something around here we can use…
Orion: *Puts his thumb and forefinger on his chin thoughtfully* …. *Looks up suddenly* The helicopter!
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June 25, 2016 at 9:37 pm #998806
… I think so… Jazzy ordered one, and he said the party was all set up, so I’m pretty sure it’s around here somewhere.
Annabeth: So…. You don’t know where it is.
Orion: Er…. Yeah, that could be a problem.
Annabeth: That’s already a problem. What would we do with the helicopter, anyway?
Orion: Uh… Drop stuff on the cake monster…?
Annabeth: Like what?
Orion: Um…. I dunno.
Annabeth: Ugh… Well, I doubt it could lift these humongous statues… And dodgeballs probably wouldn’t do much, and it’d take a while to gather a lot anyway. Hm…
Orion: How about Swiss cheese racecars?
Annabeth: What???
(MEANWHILE, AT SHADOW’S HOUSE)
(Shadow wrinkled his nose in distaste at his tea, which had become lukewarm. He started to sip it grudgingly, when he noticed a strange rumbling noise. He flicked his ears up, honing in on the direction it came from. It seemed to come from the same direction Helix had. Suspicious, he set his tea down, and went to look out the window, ignoring the somewhat squished orange lying by the wall. He looked around, with his ears pointed in the direction of the noise, and after a few seconds of not seeing… -
June 25, 2016 at 9:39 pm #998811
… anything, closes the window and walks back to the table.) Shadow: *Picks up his tea again, holding it near his mouth, but not drinking it yet* …. Hrm…. *Sets the tea back down, and goes out of the house to investigate, locking the door behind him*….. (After a walking for a while towards the sound, Shadow noticed it was getting pretty loud. He started proceeding more cautiously, the clamor growing louder as he went. By the time he was making his way up a smallish hill, the sound was thunderous, and what he saw when he made it to the top of the hill made him draw back a pace.) Shadow: What….
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July 19, 2016 at 8:31 am #1002817
Helix: *exhilarated laughter as he sprints towards the cake* Nyeheheheh!! Tea time, it is!! *lunges towards the cake and tears a huge chunk out with his teeth, which he immediately sputters out* Nyeaugh!! Bad idea, that was.
Giant Sentient Cake Monster: RAUGGH!! *grabs Helix and opens its huge maw*
Helix: NYEEEEHHEHEH???!!
Blossom: *finally catches up with Helix, and notices he’s about to be eaten by a cake* AAhg!! *without thinking, kicks the cake’s jaw in, forcing it to let go of Helix. Helix and Blossom retreat.*
Blossom: This is not going to work! We can’t break this cake!
Helix: *winces at Blossom’s inapt rhyme* Nyonsense! Some way, there has to be!!
Blossom: No. We are simply doomed. *poses dramatically* Doomed, I sa-
(Suddenly, the rev of an engine and the smell of stale cheese fills the air. The two misfits quit their antics to perk their ears up confusedly…)
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June 14, 2016 at 9:09 am #995501
*taps mic* Is this thing on? Just checking to see if I’m putting this Discussion Thread-ish post *soft kazoo fanfare* in the right place, heheh. (This is my second attempt at this. I hope I do it right this time!) Anyways, if all goes as planned we can use this thread to sort out this old roleplay!
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June 14, 2016 at 3:54 pm #995761
Hmm…well, first off is this gonna be set in the past or present? I mean, not a lot of roleplays are concrete in their timeframes and stuff but you know what I mean. I was thinking maybe it could be in the past since a few of my characters developed some of their traits here (namely Blossom and Helix getting over themselves and partnering up), but that’s up to you!
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June 15, 2016 at 9:19 am #995818
I’m voting for a sort of backstory-type thing. So yeah, the past. XD But man, this page is pretty gunked-up. I guess I should just post my revised post right above the beggining of the Discussion Thread-ish post
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June 17, 2016 at 11:00 pm #996437
Alright, backstory it is! :D I think we left off with Shadow holding Helix up angrily, heheh. Umm…well, I can’t think of anything of note either, actually. Maybe we should just pick it up now, and then if we come across anything that needs changing we can discuss it down here. (I’ll let you go first, since you said you wanted to change Shadow’s last line :P)
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June 19, 2016 at 1:41 pm #996875
Heheh, yeeaahh, it definitely needs reworking. :P And oh, I was wondering about Ophelia… I mean, now that I’m not terribly horrible at writing, I realize that Ophelia was way out of character and I’m not sure how to address that. Like, what the heck was she even doing there? :P
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June 20, 2016 at 9:37 am #997024
Ahhh dang I forgot about the oranges. I knew there was gonna be something I’d forget about. Agh…the orange thing was never funny. I guess I’ll hand-wave it and say that he bought a large supply of oranges on a whim that day, or something. Gosh, what was I thinking.
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June 22, 2016 at 9:10 am #997442
Got you covered! Dodgeball tournament is back in action. Also, before I forget, disregard everything Blossom said about being an adventurer. Current canon is that she’s always been an adventurer, she just blows her escapades out of proportion and makes herself sound braver than she is. So everything about her lying about being an adventurer can be substituted with her lying about being a fearless powerhouse.
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June 24, 2016 at 9:29 am #998128
Hmm…I kinda want it to be within earshot, just so that we’ll have an excuse to make Shadow fight a cake in a dodgeball tournament, but not too close. I imagine Shadow has pretty acute senses so I’d say he’d probably notice it, and it’d be within (quite a bit of) running distance.
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June 25, 2016 at 9:34 pm #998740
Ahhh darn I thought Helix was outside Shadow’s house… Oops. Shadow probably wouldn’t have just Helix unattended in his house…. But okay, me too. And yes, Shadow’s senses are usually rather sharp, heh (except for his sense of humor hurr hurr). So I’d imagine he’d hear the extremely loud cake-monster-dodgeball-party chaos, if only a little. Plus it’s more fun that way. :P
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July 19, 2016 at 8:31 am #1002818
Ahh whoops. I didn’t know since he never kicked him out or anything but now that you mention it I did find it weird that he’d just walk away, haha. You can pretend he kicked him out already :P But anyways, I finally remembered to reply to this!! Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long ^^’
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August 6, 2016 at 8:55 am #1005600
I mean, I thought he was outside the house when he threw the orange in, cuz I thought I remembered asking you about it, and you said he was outside, and I had Shadow go outside and around the house to get to him. Also, about the Swiss cheese racecar stuff, are your characters driving it? I mean, I would think so, but I just wanna make sure. And should I make my characters react to it at all, or are they not near them..?
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October 17, 2014 at 2:50 pm #884565
For Pokekinz: Yes, I remember! That was probably the only intelligent conversation I’ve ever had on the Internet (no offense, Internet and company!), so it was very memorable to me. Charlie3000 is a smart little mech, but he also glitches sometimes (and by sometimes I mean always and forever. He badly needs an update) Oh, and to make italics you use the HTML tags. First you have to type in front if the word you want to change, and then write the same thing after the words, but with a slant (/) between the “<" and the "i". Back in character…Jazzy: Yep, that's what they are, alright! You want some? *waves stale chips in the air*. Poseidon: Auugh, that's gross! I should have known not to ask for food from you… Jazzy: What? They're only a week past their expiration date. And they still taste good if you close your eyes reeeally tight! But that's not the point of this party. Poseidon: …Does this "party" even have a point? Jazzy: Why, yes, my canine companion…TO BOOGIE!!! Poseidon: What? But I can't dance! And you know how I feel about music… Jazzy: TOO LATE *disco ball comes out from nowhere and music plays* Poseidon: Aggg…I don’t…but…butbutbutbut (words devolve into incoherent mumbles as he awkwardly fidgets an shuffles his paws)
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October 17, 2014 at 3:28 pm #884580
(whoops, I fail at explaining HTML haha. You’re supposed to type for the first tag, and then after the words you want italicized then you type . None of that was supposed to be italicized >M<)
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October 18, 2014 at 12:26 pm #884663
GAH NONE OF THIS WORKS. You can see the information under the text box; for some reason the moderators won’t let me explain it (???).
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October 19, 2014 at 10:59 am #884761
Orion: Hey! Look at me! I’m using italicized words! At least I’m trying to. Oh thanks Jazzy! *Takes chips* Me: I’ll just describe Ophelia. Ophelia is very intelligent. She lives by herself, and rarely makes contact with other people. She generally doesn’t speak, and when she does it’s hardly more than a whisper. Her stare is very unnerving, and her screech is terrifying, especially if you don’t know what it’s coming from. She mostly hunts crickets around her old barn and farm, which aren’t really cared for anymore. Orion: That’s….. Kinda sad. So…. Anyway, I just got back from a short vacation in the country. I went to a “Pick Your Own” farm, but unfortunately, blueberries weren’t in season. I invited Shadow, but he didn’t want to come. He said he had work. What work do you even do, Shadow? Shadow: Work I’m doing right now. Leave me alone. Orion: Uhhh, you’re raking sand. Shadow: It’s a rock garden. Orion: Rock garden? But there are only two rocks there. Why isn’t it called a sand garden? Unless you’re somehow growing rocks there I don’t- Shadow: It’s a rock garden. Vegetable gardens aren’t called dirt gardens, are they? Orion: Well, no, but you still don’t grow rocks there. Shadow: Gardens don’t have to have anything growing in them! Orion: So why are you raking the sand? Shadow: Grrrr…. It’s for decoration. I’m using the rake to make designs in the sand. Orion: Oh. Cool. *Munches on potato chips* Shadow: *Shakes head*
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October 19, 2014 at 12:46 pm #884822
Cool! Ophelia sounds like she might get along with Poseidon (and scare the crap out of him at the same time. Don’t ask me how that works). Poseidon: Uhh…did you say she eats crickets? Well, at least it’s better than what Jazzy here eats… Jazzy: Hey, these chips are not bad! Besides, I don’t think you’d get along with her if she’s as scary as she claims. After all, you have a nervous breakdown when you hear music, of all things… Poseidon: Hey, music is tough! I don’t know what to do with my hands… Jazzy: Or anything, for hat matter, heh heh! Hey, you want some pizza? I put some spaghetti on it to make it more interesting. Poseidon: I will never understand you. Jazzy: Hey, it’s not like I’m the only one. You have a ROCK garden, for Pete’s sake! You and Shadow have some weird tastes. I mean, what’s the point of a garden if it doesn’t make food? “Oh, wow, look! My rock harvest is growing very nicely!” Poseidon: It is for meditating. Why don’t you get that? Jazzy: Meditating is weird. Why be quiet when you can make NOISE?! But hey, it’s your loss. Want some pasketti pizza, Orion?
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October 14, 2014 at 3:19 pm #884140
Hey everyone meet my new webkinz Breeze the Blue Whale! ( my username is pinkystar2004) and I am hoping to get a whole lot of new webkinz for my birthday, witch is in two weeks from now
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October 13, 2014 at 12:04 am #883996
My newest pets (got them all at the same time) are the Spooky Puppy, Snowflake Puppy, and Tropical Island Puppy. I named my Spooky Puppy Kandi (Candy) I named my Snowflake Puppy Winter and my Tropical Island Puppy Lola. What Is On Your Webkinz Wishlist Reply and let me know I want the Signiture Artic Fox Signiture Siberian Husky Tie Die puppy Clover puppy and MUCH more!!!!
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October 12, 2014 at 12:23 am #883957
These questions are for Pokekinz because there’s no more room on the original thread where they said that they’d let us ask questions for their pets. So Orion, how do you feel about your honorable status as “most adorable character ever”? This question applies to Shadow as well. Also, what is Orion’s favorite kind of pie? It is said that one’s favorite kind of pie says much about their psyche. (Not really. It is very late at night where I am right now guys so bear with me)
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October 14, 2014 at 1:54 pm #884124
Orion: I AM pretty cute. XD Shadow: You’re not THAT cute. Orion: What would you know about cute? And I like Blueberry Pie. I liiiiike blueberries. Bluberry blub blub blue blueberry. Blu- Shadow: OK, stop now. Orion: ……-Berry.
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October 14, 2014 at 2:41 pm #884134
OH MY GOSH ORION XD We should totally collaborate and make some sort of story or script for our Webkinz characters. That would be so fun to do! With Orion’s quick wit, Shadow’s sunny personality, Jazzy’s wisdom and Poseidon’s assertive presence (hahaha no), the entire world will be turned on its head! Or just decorated with blueberry pancake wreaths. Either would do.
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October 15, 2014 at 2:19 pm #884224
Orion: THEY MAKE BLUEBERRY PANCAKE WREATHS?!? Shadow: No. Orion: What? Well they should. Or blueberry cheesecake wreaths. ‘Drooooolll’ Oh Shadow, hear that? “Quick wit!” Yep. Shadow: Well, apparently I also have a “Sunny personality.” Orion: You do? I always thought- Shadow: No! It was SARCASM. Orion:…… I knew that. And I agree. Collaboration all the way! Me: Yeah. I don’t have Kinztube, so I could do this instead. Orion: Yeah! Besides, Shadow is camera shy. Shadow: I am not camera shy. Orion: I’d like to meet Jazzy and Poseidon. Can you have them comment back to me and Shadow? Shadow: It would be Shadow and I, not me and Shadow. Orion: OK professor. :p You’re too serious, ya know that? Shadow: Yes. Orion: Whyyyyy soooo serious? Why you gotta be so seriouus, aall day looong, why don’t you try joining me in this jokey little- Shadow: STOP! That’s’ HIGHLY annoying! Orion: OK, OK, sheesh.
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October 15, 2014 at 2:39 pm #884227
Jazzy: Heya, guys! Who’s ready to PART-AY! Poseidon: *mumbles* Oh, uhh…hi. Jazzy: Heya, Poseidon! I didn’t know you liked parties, too! Care to boogie?! Poseidon: Uh, no. No, I would not care to “boogie”. I just came here to have a picnic. Quietly.. Jazzy: Oh, okay. That’s cool. I hope you don’t mind if I turn the radio on! Poseidon: nopleasedon’tturnteradioon Jazzy: Whoops, too late! *RADIO BLASTS MASSIVE SOUNDS* Poseidon: …Can’t you go five minutes without making so much noise? Jazzy: WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU, THE RADIO’S TOO LOUD!!! *munches potato chips noisily* Poseidon: *sighs* …Hey, can I have some of those chips?
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October 15, 2014 at 3:14 pm #884238
Hey, Pokekinz, have you ever met a Tinkerpup named Charlie3000 in the Clubhouse by any chance? I saw your My Page and it had a Signature Barn Owl named Ophelia, and I remember talking to a pet like that! (And yes, I am Charlie3000 the Tinkerpup. I remember we talked about Shakespeare and planets and stuff, haha.)
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October 17, 2014 at 11:00 am #884427
You REMEMBER that?!? Yep. that was me. Lol Ophelia is probably one of my smartest webkinz. Orion: What about me? I’m the one with the “Quick wit.” ………………………..Hey Shadow, aren’t you going to contradict me? Shadow: No point. Orion: Yeah, I guess you’re right. You need to talk more. That’s why I’m more popular than you. Shadow: I don’t care for popularity. Me: By the way, how do you make the words slanted like that? Like what you did with the word “Quietly?” It’s better than capitalizing if you want to emphasize a word. Orion: Hey Jazzy, are those potato chips? Cuz I love potato chips. (Hint hint) Shadow: *Face palms*
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