Vote For Dex Dangerous!



Friends, fans, citizens of Kinzville: Yours truly here… The one, the only… Dex Dangerous! Yes I am, once again, running for mayor of Kinzville.


You may be asking yourself: What am I looking for in a leader? Good looks? CHECK! A great role model? CHECK! Someone who is willing to do whatever it takes to remain in the spotlight? Hello??? CHECK! My career is at a point right now that I can devote most of my time to being the best leader Kinzville has ever had!


Think of it… what could we all use right about now? More cool stuff of course! That is why, if you elect me as mayor, I will bump up your free daily SPREE rolls from 1 a day to 3 a day. Imagine how fast you’ll make it to the mall now! Light speed ahead my friends! Not to mention, think of all the great Dex Dangerous merch you’ll be able to collect when I appear in the Kinzville Park as your new mayor.


Let’s move forward together, along the road to becoming the best Kinzville we can be… and why not pick up some cool stuff along the way? This is my third time running for mayor, so you should all see that I’m ready for my starring role!


Come show your support by visiting me in the Kinzville Park. I’ll be there until November 18th and I have some great memorabilia to hand out!



177 Responses to Vote For Dex Dangerous!

  1. ii00 says:

    vote for Dex Dangerous!

  2. peanuthowl123 says:

    Is there a certain park you have to go to so you can get the prize?

  3. Nicthewerecatqueen says:

    Not really interested…unlesshe can get also get rid of those traffic stops that take away precious mall credits

  4. ImaPepper says:

    I’d really like to see Dex in other roles–literally. I get a kick out of him in the cat’s slumber party video and the Lunar Lugbotz game. New projects like that would be fun! Will we lose Dex if he doesn’t win the mayoral race?

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